Pre-Order Thread

Considering how they’ve handled Lateralus over the past 20+ years, I’m not holding out hope.



If you are a collector, sure. If you just want to listen to music, $132 is a ridiculous price for a single album.

Not sure I really want to spend to much time defending a band that officially thinks charging their most loyal fans over half a grand extra just for an autograph is an OK way to reward their devotion. My heart just isn't in it.
 
Not sure I really want to spend to much time defending a band that officially thinks charging their most loyal fans over half a grand extra just for an autograph is an OK way to reward their devotion. My heart just isn't in it.
All you know about me is what I've sold you
Dumb fuck
I sold out long before you ever heard my name
I sold my soul to make a record
Dip shit
And you bought one

"Hooker With A Penis" kicks so much ass.


Also - the sentiment behind the song is kind of why I think Tools attitude toward their Merch is to troll buyers.
Here's the full lyrics:

I met a boy wearing vans, 501s, and a
Dope beastie T, nipple rings, and
New tattoos that claimed that he
Was OGT
From '92,
The first EP

And in between
Sips of coke
He told me that
He thought
We were sellin' out
Layin' down,
Suckin' up
To the man

Well now I've got some
A-dvice for you, little buddy
Before you point the finger
You should know that
I'm the man
And if I'm the man
Then you're the man, and
He's the man as well so you can
Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.

All you know about me is what I've sold you
Dumb fuck
I sold out long before you ever heard my name
I sold my soul to make a record
Dip shit
And you bought one

So I've got some
Advice for you, little buddy
Before you point your finger
You should know that
I'm the man

If I'm the fuckin' man
Then you're the fuckin' man as well
So you can
Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.

All you know about me is what I've sold you
Dumb fuck
I sold out long before you ever heard my name
I sold my soul to make a record
Dip shit
And you bought one

All you read and
Wear or see and
Hear on tv
Is a product
Begging for your
Fatass dirty
Dollar
So, shut up and
Buy my new record
Send more money
Fuck you, buddy
Fuck you, buddy
Fuck you, buddy
Fuck you, buddy
 
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