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Ok but just know, if you go down this road you'll likely never be rid of him. He'll show up unannounced in the middle of the night, then suddenly bolt at the sound of sirens. You'll come home to find him sleeping on the couch surrounded by empty packets of string cheese and 20 travel bottles of mescal... yeah I don't know what the deal is with the string cheese... One time I got home and him and Giuliani were smoking cigars and crank calling everybody in my contact list.... it never ends.
I’ve seen Fight Club. I know how this ends.
 
Ok but just know, if you go down this road you'll likely never be rid of him. He'll show up unannounced in the middle of the night, then suddenly bolt at the sound of sirens. You'll come home to find him sleeping on the couch surrounded by empty packets of string cheese and 20 travel bottles of mescal... yeah I don't know what the deal is with the string cheese... One time I got home and him and Giuliani were smoking cigars and crank calling everybody in my contact list.... it never ends.
Did you know that your guy is now POTUS?
 
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