In high school me and my buddy were tripping one time while working at Subway. We were peaking and an older woman came in to get a Sub and my coworker lost it. He could not stop laughing, he was laugh so hard he doubled over onto the dirty floor still laughing. The woman was confused and started to leave but thankfully I was able to play it straight enough that I was able to make the sandwich while saying that my friend had eaten a bad sandwich…from another restaurant and thus was having a reaction. I am certain she knew we were completely fucked up but she got her sub and moved on. I asked my buddy later why he lost it and he said he was certain the woman was wearing a rubber mask and the idea of someone wearing a rubber mask to order subway just got to him. He said the more she acted as if nothing weird was happening the harder he laughed at the absurdity of it all. It was a fun night. I miss being a sandwich artist.April 24 - Gateway Drugs: LSD. Play an album that is schizophrenic, that is about taking acid, or that was made by a fan of the rainbow road
Mr. Bungle - California
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I was working at a grocery store stocking shelves in a vacant aisle late one night after closing when a coworker threw this CD on and it was so absolutely bonkers that I thought I had eaten something I shouldn’t have