Nee Lewman
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Ugh, just started. I'm pretty sure the genesis of this album was someone saying, "make me a record like that Blur record."
The Official Needles and Grooves 1001 Album Generator Project (aka Preachin’ about the Preachers if today’s selection sucks)
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Nee Lewman
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It's like Stone Roses doing Shiny Happy People.
Joe Mac
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It was pretty much
Boyband member decides he is too cool for boyband. Goes on the lash with oasis at Glastonbury. Falls out with oasis. Hires songwriter for hire to make him one of those britpop albums with extra strings and stuff.
Nee Lewman
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This is what it would sound like if Jamie Tart from season one of Ted Lasso made a record. I'm not sure I can get through this.
Joe Mac
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And you haven’t even got to that fucking angels song yet. I swear its omnipresence in late 90s radio is a large part of why I mostly still hate the fucking radio. Boyband level promo budgets have a lot to answer for!
Nee Lewman
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Had definitely heard this Angels song before. Could have sworn it was Aerosmith. Meh... it sounds like an Aerosmith and Train collab.
Nee Lewman
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Back to Blur mode. It's so generic. At least there is no pretense of wanting to be anything other than a pop start from Harry Styles. This is dreadful.
Nee Lewman
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I've never even heard of Take That.
Nee Lewman
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Makes me appreciate that Casanova record, at least that guy had the balls to try something different (it was a stupid different, but it was different).... This is why people are using AI to make music.
Joe Mac
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They were enormous with teenage girls in Britain in the early to mid 90s. There was a whole crying thing on the playground when he walked out on them. They had a “manband” revival in the late 00s making even more money because nostalgic 30 somethings are richer than hysteric teens. They weren’t very good either time around.
Nee Lewman
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JFC, two people have commented on how much they like it in the office.
Nee Lewman
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Old Before I Die... first of all that's some young people shit. Second of all, I kind of hope I die before the end of the record.
Joe Mac
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You’re not going to let him entertain you?
Nee Lewman
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THIS SONG IS CALLED "ONE OF GOD'S BETTER PEOPLE"??!!! Fuck are Van Morrison and Morrissey featured on it?
Nee Lewman
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Kurt Cobain is going to haunt you.
Nee Lewman
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I've got four more songs. I wish I could give it a zero.
Nee Lewman
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And he's a lying sack of shit:
There's no way the woman that is about didn't leave him. Which means he should be dead.
Nee Lewman
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OH FUCK THAT'S A SONG? Why does it sound like Kula Shaker dying? I would be entertained by kicking him in the nuts repeatedly.
imtheocean
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I stopped paying attention to the lyrics after this:
Where were you when you stole my pride
Did you ever get the feeling that someone died
Hide away in your ivory tower
And cover me in your golden shower
Where were you when you stole my pride
Did you ever get the feeling that someone died
Hide away in your ivory tower
And cover me in your golden shower
Nee Lewman
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.... it sounded like Bon Jovi for a while. It's like AI existed in 1997. Has anyone ever actually seen this fuck?
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