The Official Needles and Grooves 1001 Album Generator Project (aka Preachin’ about the Preachers if today’s selection sucks)

[Nee Lewman]

This shit is over two hours long? What the actual fuck?

 

[Nee Lewman]

I also want to be clear. I like Metallica. Hell I would even say I love Ride through Justice. But what the fuck?

 

[Nee Lewman]

Did I listen to this in my play through? I don’t think I did because Qobuz has it is as live.

Are the actually opening with fucking Morricone? Yes they are. God help me.

 

[Nee Lewman]

Were they auditioning to do a Bond theme?

 

[Nee Lewman]

So far this is legitimately terrible.

 

[Nee Lewman]

Metallica shows up in my YouTube feed a lot. I can’t figure out what Kirk Hammett actually does.

 

[Nee Lewman]

OH MY GOD IS METALLICA EVEN ON THIS SHIT???

 

[Nee Lewman]

Okay now that Metallica has shown up WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON?

 

[Nee Lewman]

Smh… James why are you singing? This is worse than beret guy.

 

[Nee Lewman]

I’m being punked, right? @jamieanderson1968 you hacked the site, right?

 

[Nee Lewman]

Maybe the lo-res version sounds better?

 

[Nee Lewman]

Maybe the lo-res version sounds better?

No it’s worse because the band is buried in the mix.

Fuck.

 

[Nee Lewman]

Okay, maybe it’s a wash because James is further back and the crowd is way up. Idk. I just don’t want to do this. I NEEDED NINE INCH NAILS OR RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE TONIGHT YOU FUCKERS.

 

[Nee Lewman]

By the way it’s actually in the book. It sounds like Hetfield and Kamen were pumped!

 

[Nee Lewman]

For a second I thought they were going to break into Kick Start Your Heart then Fuel started.

 

[Nee Lewman]

The crowd sounds like they are having fun. I wish I could say the same.

 

[Nee Lewman]

Hetfield thinks he is Axl Rose and is doing voices.

 

[Nee Lewman]

This is the sonic equivalent of a Thomas Kincaid painting.

 

[Nee Lewman]

What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is a No Leaf Clover? Isn’t that just a blade of grass?

 

[Nee Lewman]

Hey @Yer Ol' Uncle D , sometimes live music is bad.