jfitzy
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The lyrics for I’m Still a Guy are even worse. Once I got to that song I stopped. Knew that this album was NOT for me.
Vinyl Me Please (store, exclusives, swaps, etc)
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Mather
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Hahaha hey wait
TenderLovingKiller®
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Yeah The Waylon record is fantastic. It's an excellent selection regardless but this Paisley record is really not great.
NathanRicaud
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Rip_City
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omg i miss u so muchThese are the most unfuckable lyrics I’ve ever read!
jfitzy
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Check out these fantastic lyrics:These are the most unfuckable lyrics I’ve ever read!
These days there's dudes getting facials
Manicured, waxed, and botoxed
With deep spray on tans and creamy, lotioney hands
You can't grip a tackle box
Yeah with all of these men lining up to get neutered
It's hip now to be feminized
But I don't highlight my hair
I've still got a pair
Yeah honey, I'm still a guy
My eyebrows ain't plucked
There's a gun in my truck
Oh thank God I'm still a guy
Fuck this shit.
Nee Lewman
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Fuck Brad Paisley.
I swapped for the first time, ever (well with VMP - Magnolia had a couple of swaps happen because I already owned or had preordered the ROTM). Coltrane was my highest want. So that's my Country ROTM. Willie will be in the box too, because i bought it during the sale last weekend.
I swapped for the first time, ever (well with VMP - Magnolia had a couple of swaps happen because I already owned or had preordered the ROTM). Coltrane was my highest want. So that's my Country ROTM. Willie will be in the box too, because i bought it during the sale last weekend.
Jan
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Sounds like the lyrics to a Weird Al Jankovic Country Parody
Mather
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For a guy who's clearly spent a lot of time thinking about men's "creamy lotiony hands" and their "tackle" and has the last name "Paisley", methinks the lady doth protest too much...
MikeH
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I just couldn't tell if he was just playing to his audience or if he actually believes this stuff. Not sure which is worse...
TenderLovingKiller®
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He’s married to a Hollywood actress and is an exceptional guitarist. Both those things lead me to believe Brad has probably had more manicures than he has stitches. It feels like a bit of deflection designed to appeal to a particular suburban dad’s insecurities. The dude driving to his middle management white collar office job in a $90k Ford F-150 was definitely listening to this CD during his commute.
folsom_lives
pretty_lil_dirt_boi
Someone sat on his poor cowboy hat too.
MikeH
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jason alexander did that.
folsom_lives
pretty_lil_dirt_boi
I just looked this up and Taylor Swift was in the music video for Online????
TenderLovingKiller®
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Yeah, I noticed that. In the video she is standing behind him in a few shots maybe singing back up with a another blond.
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TenderLovingKiller®
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Also, as much as this album is terrible, Paisley did have some genuinely great 90s Country songs. Some were even kinda funny.
Mather
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Okay last thing in ever going to say about Brad Fucking Paisley. The woman he was dating right before he met his actress wife moved out on him with her girlfriend and is a huge LGBTQ activist now. And in 2009 he became executive producer on the show "Nashville" along with Matt Bomer and Zachary Quinto. I will let you do the math on this one.