Where In The World Is Jon Tabakin?

[mdmost]

Did you get Tabakin wet? Just don't feed Tabakin after midnight.

 

[Enoch]

how DO you pronounce tabakin

i always said it as tuh-BAH-kin

that is how I do

 

[trickyseven]

-doorbell rings-

Jon get the door I'm busy here...

-doorbell rings again-

Jon... Jon you lazy ass get the damn door! I swear to god if you're still in be-
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GODDAMMIT YOU FREELOADER GET OUT OF THE DAMN BED AND START PULLING YOUR WEIGHT AROUND HERE! It's been like 13 months of lying in bed and eating all my cheese and crackers, do something!
Oh my god if you make another "I'm Taking My Time" joke I swear I'm going to put you in the microwave...
Yeah well "I've Got Bad News" for YOU mister, if you don't get that damn door you're going to become the puddle previously known as Jon Tabakin. That's right I've got bad song title puns too!
Oh that finally got you up and going eh? All I have to do is threaten you with microwaving and up you get? Well at least we know where we stand n-
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Seriously? Very cute Jon but GET THE DAMN DOOR! I gotta get back to work here...

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Finally, I think that's the first useful thing you've done the entire time you've been here... vinyl delivery for me I assume?

What do you mean your friend is here?

And why do you keep saying the word "friend" all creepy? Like you don't need to do air quotes every time you say friend it's not necessar-

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GWAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! OH SWEET JESUS NO! THEY'RE MULTIPLYING LIKE HANDSOME LITTLE GREMLINS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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GAH GET AWAY FROM THE PUPS YOU LAZY HOMEWRECKING MONSTERS!

@Crabbers WHAT HAVE YOU DONE I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SELL MY HOUSE!

About to be kicked out the library for laughing and disturbing other patrons, thanks @Mather

 

[Mather]

Oh Christ. Now they're both in the back room just chanting the word "meatballs" at each other increasingly loudly...

 

[Crabbers]

Is Jon still visiting @Mather ?

 

[Mather]

Is Jon still visiting @Mather ?

Yes but he will be on his way soon, in fact... Both Jons will be departing...

 

[Enoch]

Yes but he will be on his way soon, in fact... Both Jons will be departing...

 

[Crabbers]

Are you selling yours? or is Canadian Jon going to travel too?

 

[Enoch]

Are you selling yours? or is Canadian Jon going to travel too?

 

[AnthonyI]

Yes but he will be on his way soon, in fact... Both Jons will be departing...

You better be careful with threats like that, they may get rid of you instead

 

[Bohnjaggs]

Yes but he will be on his way soon, in fact... Both Jons will be departing...

But are they warped?

 

[Mather]

But are they warped?

Flat as the day is long. And yes Canadian Jon yearns to travel. Also he's eaten all my cheese and needs to GTFO.

 

[Bohnjaggs]

Flat as the day is long. And yes Canadian Jon yearns to travel. Also he's eaten all my cheese and needs to GTFO.

That smarmy bastard!

 

[bfly]

ohhh hellooooo

 

[Crabbers]

So...did our friend(s) finally pack their bag(s) and ventured onward?

 

[Mather]

So...did our friend(s) finally pack their bag(s) and ventured onward?

This week one is going the second will be gone early next month...

 

[Crabbers]

This week one is going the second will be gone early next month...

There better not be risqué Polaroids of you and Jon in those record sleeves

 

[Bohnjaggs]

There better not be risqué Polaroids of you and Jon in those record sleeves

I feel the opposite. Bring it on.

 

[Mather]

I feel the opposite. Bring it on.

See, he gets it. Jon and I are sexy AF. We could sell this shit... where my drink?

 

[Bohnjaggs]

Maybe I'm crazy, but I was just thinking tonight about how we should all pitch in (those of us with musical abilities at least) and release Needles & Grooves Presents A Tribute To Tabakin: It's Never Too Late To Smile ... A tribute album featuring songs from forum members. I don't really know how we'd accomplish this though. I'm just the idea guy.