Where In The World Is Jon Tabakin?

[Corycm]

See, he gets it. Jon and I are sexy AF. We could sell this shit... where my drink?

Call it what you want, that many bacon bits can’t be good for a record.

#JonTabacon

 

[Crabbers]

@Mather are you still enjoying Jon’s company?

 

[Mather]

@Mather are you still enjoying Jon’s company?

Yes sorry, shit went down at work and I've been kinda stressed out of my mind for the past couple weeks. Hopefully calming down now. I will get the 2 Jons on their way soon I promise!

 

[Crabbers]

Yes sorry, shit went down at work and I've been kinda stressed out of my mind for the past couple weeks. Hopefully calming down now. I will get the 2 Jons on their way soon I promise!

Have they been easing your pains? All good...just glad he’s safe....or is he?

 

[Melancholy_Melody]

Today is Jon’s birthday, y’all. We need to celebrate!
@Mather if he is still with you, perhaps a drink and some cake? Or at least a spin in his honour?

 

[Bohnjaggs]

69 years ago, the most important person ever was brought into the world. He would go on to become a God among men... The man, the myth, the legend, The Tabakin

 

[Bohnjaggs]

The image upload size restrictions make high quality Tabakin GIFs nearly impossible

 

[Dark Star Boogie]

 

[Mather]

In honor of Jons birthday I've gotten him a little gift... he's going on a trip overseas.
HIDE YO CHEESE AND CRACKERS EUROPE, JON'S ON HIS WAY

 

[Crabbers]

In honor of Jons birthday I've gotten him a little gift... he's going on a trip overseas.
HIDE YO CHEESE AND CRACKERS EUROPE JONS ON HIS WAY

Shit, he better have a a frequent flyer card with him...dude it racking up the miles

 

[Mather]

Shit, he better have a a frequent flyer card with him...dude it racking up the miles

Yeah and Jon2electricboogaloo will be on his way next week so, double the air miles. No cheese is safe.

 

[Mather]

Good riddance you S.O.B. Time to go terrorize Europe with your meatball chants and pantsless cavorting.

 

[folsom_lives]

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Good riddance you S.O.B. Time to go terrorize Europe with your meatball chants and pantsless cavorting.

Oooooo "Fragilè" must be off to Italy

 

[Crabbers]

Where oh where are the Tabakins at?

 

[Mather]

Where oh where are the Tabakins at?

One is on a boat cruise to Europe on account of Jon insisting on a first class flight that I could not currently afford. The other is locked in my cold room on account of.... things he did. Also because I forgot to send him in a package I meant to send him in...

 

[Crabbers]

Any Tabakin sightings ?

 

[Mather]

Likely still catching rays on a tanker ship bound for Europe.

 

[Crabbers]

Dammit...where is Tabakin?

 

[Mather]

Dammit...where is Tabakin?

I would imagine he should be arriving in the next two weeks, once the trauler pulls into port.

 

[Mr Moore]

I would imagine he should be arriving in the next two weeks, once the trauler pulls into port.

He may have already made landfall!



L-R @Mr Moore @JonTabakin @Skalap @Captainfog

Tabakin ordered a Guinness which surprised us all.