Well, after doing 175 pushups every day since March I've become very adept at pushing various things approximately 3 feet away from myself... repeatedly... ad nauseum. Still useless at everything else though...
Holy flaming Jesus on a pogo stick... YOU GUYS... I just got my system dialed in so well that even that horrendous Titanic Rising pressing sounds glorious... this is awesome.
So Mofi is doing "Train" now? Are you kidding me? Drops Of Jupiter might be one of the most insipid songs of the past 50 years. I honestly thought this was a joke at first, I don't know who picks Mofi's albums for them but dear god make it stop.
Out of commission all day today... Barely eaten, slept most of the day. Now I'm cooking chicken wings and exercising at 1130 pm... Sure body... okay I guess, if you say so...
Whoever invented the flat head screw should be tied to a giant flat headed screw of his own design and then slowly, inefficiently and inaccurately screwed into a giant block of very dense wood.
I know this is likely not news to most of you, but the 2013 Deluxe 3LP pressing of Postal Service "Give Up" is absolutely incredible. Both the package and the pressing and the mastering are phenomenal.
Watching "Us" with all the lights out in the middle of the night with headphones on and halfway through my dog suddenly jumps up and starts staring towards the sliding glass doors at the back of the house.
So now I'm staying awake till the sun comes up obviously.
Got two Analogue Productions 2 LP 45 RPM records coming from the west coast. The shipping manifest lists the package as "thick envelope". This does not instill confidence.
A pair of albums I sent from Canada to Europe just arrived. I sent them Jan 28th. EIGHTEEN WEEKS. So yes, don't lose hope in that thing you bought and ordered that's seemingly gone, it could have just been hanging out in some nether-realm along with a copy of Mr. Hands and Yusef Lateef.
Okay so I found a OG Roni Size 4LP 45 RPM "New Forms", got it delivered today and I am fully blasting it like it's 97 and I'm wearing pants five sizes too big for me and dancing at 4 am in an old hockey rink or wherever the rave bus dropped us off and I keep asking my dogs if they're holding and they just keep staring at me and I think they might be narcs and I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF
Alright informal poll time, I'm thinking of writing "So Fresh & So Clean" on the floor of my new laundry room in tile. Choose one:
A. Yo dawg, that's hype.
B. Yo dawg, that's whack.
C. What are you even taking about, you're high right? You have to be high.