I'm forever stuck between the human impulse to have opinions and share my thoughts on things, and the knowledge that my opinions aren't worth anything except in a few select areas, which are topics no other humans around me want to talk about.
He's keeping his distance
He's giving us space
He's staying home
To keep others safe
Because he's chilling and typing and talking on Zoom
He's sitting and binging and ordering food
He's keeping his distance
Somebody is putting up "IMPEACH OBAMA" stickers on light poles in my neighborhood, and now I'm wondering if there's some wild new conspiracy theory I'm missing out on.
Today, my 8-year-old tried to use 6-foot social distancing requirements as a reason for why my wife and I needed to just leave him alone instead of making him do his schoolwork.
Guys, this telework training video has some of the worst/most terrifying uncanny valley-inducing CGI people in it I've ever experienced, and I survived watching The Polar Express. I'm feeling thoroughly uncannified right now.