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• Jul 8, 2021

Well, I knew this day would come, but I still wasn't ready... just saw a tv ad that used ODBs "Got Ya Money (Hey Dirty)" to sell washing machines.
I think that's officially it for us as a species...
Time to hang'em up humanity.

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• Jul 2, 2021

You guys, I went to a record store. Like INSIDE a record store. And I discovered that I already own everything and didn't need a thing. HAHAHAHA GUESS WHICH PART OF THIS STATEMENT ISN'T TRUE.

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• Jun 29, 2021

It is time my friends... time for... THE CULLING...


...of records. Not whatever it was you were thinking. Freakshow.

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• Jun 28, 2021

Me: "I'm so sick of noisy pressings. Everytime I get to a quiet passage of music I feel actual palpable fear."

Also me: -buys a 3 LP set of Japanese ambient music that is pretty much 130 minutes of silence with the occasional synth note-

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• Jun 21, 2021

If I buy one more $45+ album that arrives in the cheapest sandpaper inner sleeves I'm gunna likely continue to buy $45+ albums and impotently complain when they arrive in the cheapest sandpaper inner sleeves.

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• Jun 19, 2021

Got my radon test results back and they weren't just a giant radiation symbol with the words "IMMEDIATELY VACATE YOUR DOMICILE" emblazoned on the front of it so I'm pretty stoked about that...

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• Jun 2, 2021

Oh no, oh no I just found Meow The Jewels mint unopened and it's the only one I'm missing. It's a goddamn record of cat sounds. But it fucking slaps. Oh no... no no no no no.... yes

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• May 24, 2021

All of the zombies in Army of The Dead look like understudies from a rejected broadway musical. I've never seen so much gleeful bounding in my life. They must have hired every unemployed dancer in LA for this. I'm also assuming they wrote the screenplay because holy hell this is 3 hours too long.

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• May 21, 2021

Okay so look, I try not to induce FOMO. But seriously, this Mofi 45 Nilsson Schmilsson is just bonkers. It's absolutely incredible.

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• May 15, 2021

This is hilarious.



Oh god, I'm totally the smirking "it's not over" guy...

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• May 5, 2021

I think I've officially reached my breaking point with vinyl.

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• Apr 29, 2021

We ordered several bags of coffee on Monday.
We ran out of coffee on Tuesday.
This morning my wife legit called the factory to find out where our coffee is.
It took less than two days before the madness set in.

Send help, and coffee.

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• Apr 24, 2021

Missy Elliott vinyl question y'all! "Under Construction", US pressing or German press. Anyone have either and have any opinion on quality? Those are the only two that exist.

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• Apr 19, 2021

Happy bday @Skalap!!

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• Apr 15, 2021

I demand to know why it's taken 56 years for me to discover this song and artist. WTF world, do better.

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• Apr 9, 2021

Had a totally crap week. Just snagged tickets to Rage Against The Machine with Run The Jewels opening... Week has suddenly gotten much better...

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• Apr 4, 2021

Just bought patio lights. When I inevitably fall off my roof trying to install them I expect an outpouring of grief from all of you. Or at the very least just keep the laughter to a respectable level.

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• Apr 3, 2021

People who leave the stickers on their new windows are psychopaths.
Don't @ me.

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• Mar 19, 2021

The worst thing about shift work is that when everyone is celebrating Friday, it's my Tuesday... of seven in a row... and I'm deemed essential and have to actually GO to work, in an Uber, during a plague, because I don't drive because WHY WOULD I NEED A LICENCE UNLESS THERE'S A BIBLICAL FUCKING PLAGUE THERE'S NO NEED.

-eats own face-

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• Mar 14, 2021

OH MY GOD WHY IS IT FOUR IN THE MORNI- oh... clocks go forward at midnight...
WHY WAS I NOT WARNED OF THIS?
WHAT DO I PAY YOU PEOPLE FOR?

I'm... I'm sorry I've just been informed that I do not in fact pay you people... uh... carry on...