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Jonathan Y said:
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'You've won a game... get down the tunnel' | Jamie Carragher not keen on Arsenal celebrations!

Jamie Carragher is not impressed with Arsenals celebrations as Martin Odegaard playfully takes a photographers camera for some full-time snaps.
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Shut up, Jamie. They dominated the team at the top of the league while keeping their title hopes alive. They can celebrate however they want. Plus that Arteta fist pump just looks kind of like budget Klopp.
 
Joe Mac said:
Carragher is a fucking arse but he did say it with his tongue firmly in his cheek.
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Yea he did but at the end of the day his cohost for his most successful endeavor on camera is still Henry 😆

Imagine going to work everyday and ur partner is always gonna be regarded as better no matter what u do
 
I’m Just Ken said:
I just realized that you can’t spell Arsenal without the arse.
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That reminds me of an old joke…

There are four football fans stranded at sea in a lifeboat miles from safety or rescue and their food has run out. One dies and fhe others all agree they have no option but to eat him.

The first fan pipes up: “I support Hearts so I’ll eat the heart”
The second fan then says “I support Liverpool so I’ll eat the Liver”
Finally, after being coaxed, the third fan sheepishly says “Lads, I support Arsenal and you know what, I don’t think I’m all that hungry after all”
 
Joe Mac said:
That reminds me of an old joke…

There are four football fans stranded at sea in a lifeboat miles from safety or rescue and their food has run out. One dies and fhe others all agree they have no option but to eat him.

The first fan pipes up: “I support Hearts so I’ll eat the heart”
The second fan then says “I support Liverpool so I’ll eat the Liver”
Finally, after being coaxed, the third fan sheepishly says “Lads, I support Arsenal and you know what, I don’t think I’m all that hungry after all”
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Boom boom 💥
 
Feel bad for Son as this could have been his last chance at an Asian Cup, but Klinsmann is a terrorist so SK made it that far by sheer luck and individual brilliance. Jordan winning the whole thing would be some story on the other hand.
 
I’m Just Ken said:
Blue Cards?

Hockey fans rejoice!!
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🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻

It’s a hugely different sport to Canadian Ice Boxing. It doesn’t face the same issues.

I think I want to burn IFAB and the idiots that keep complicating a really simple game to the ground.

Football works best when it has as little interruptions as possible. All these extended interruptions in play are ruining the game more than any cynicism or dissent or minor errors ever could. Plus a yellow card is already the punishment for all these offences and it works just fine.
 
Joe Mac said:
🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻

It’s a hugely different sport to Canadian Ice Boxing. It doesn’t face the same issues.

I think I want to burn IFAB and the idiots that keep complicating a really simple game to the ground.

Football works best when it has as little interruptions as possible. All these extended interruptions in play are ruining the game more than any cynicism or dissent or minor errors ever could. Plus a yellow card is already the punishment for all these offences and it works just fine.
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Canadian Ice Boxing is a bit harsh.
 
Oh boy

Rodri is gonna play like 45 minutes a match. This could be huge

Bruno Guimares may never complete a full game again

Does this also include managers? Arteta is gonna live in the blue card box
 
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