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I preferred Jean Claude Van Dam to Steve Segeal when it came to dumb white guy ninja action movies but thanks to my mom’s boyfriend at the time I definitely saw them all.
I saw them all because they were huge in Ecuador when I lived there and they played them on all the buses. Van Dam was fun because he didn't take himself as seriously as Segal, but the Mad TV skits of Segal were hilarious.
 
That was the only one of his late 80s/early 90s flicks without a 3 word title.

Above The Law
Hard To Kill
Marked For Death
Out For Justice
On Deadly Ground
Under Siege 2
We used to make up routine things Steven Seagal would do in a 3 word sentence. Steven Seagal is Out to Lunch. Steven Seagal is Marked For Sale. Steven Seagal is Above The Waist. Steven Seagal is Hard To Hold. Steven Seagal is On The Couch.
 
But he's a ninja chef!
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