I'd actually like to take credit for this post. In 2001, I was at the Grand Canyon with my family. I saw a man standing at the edge of the canyon, claiming he was going to take his own life. I walked up to him and begged him not to do so. I told him he had so much to live for, and that he was likely a very talented musician. I asked him to sing me a song, and he began to mutter the words
@TenderLovingKiller® just wrote. He walked off the ledge with me and we went to get a sandwich. The next year he went on to form LCD Soundsystem. That man was James Murphy.