New ultrasonic vinyl cleaner in the works: Humminguru

[jamieanderson1968]

Peasants. I’ve hired a down at heal mime artist to perform all record handling tasks.

Always need to be wearing those white cotton gloves

 

[Mather]

Always need to be wearing those white cotton gloves

I was spinning stuff for my wife's friends and I had to switch to 45 so I absent mindedly put the gloves on to do that and when I turned around they were all looking at me like I had 3 heads. Those fucking gloves are going to ruin me.

 

[jamieanderson1968]

I was spinning stuff for my wife's friends and I had to switch to 45 so I absent mindedly put the gloves on to do that and when I turned around they were all looking at me like I had 3 heads. Those fucking gloves are going to ruin me.

Just do a Michael Jackson crotch grab and spin afterwards. That should distract them.

 

[apholden]

Nice! @Mather and @Joe Mac! I went with a Kuka KR Fortec with a custom gripper commissioned for a Harvard senior design project. It pulls the record, puts it a fresh inner and the sleeve and loads it into my record cabinet, all in 1.03 seconds. The design is very human. Very easy to use.

 

[Joe Mac]

Just do a Michael Jackson crotch grab and spin afterwards. That should distract them.

Narrator: @Mather did not enjoy waking up in a cold damp cell the next morning.

 

[Mather]

Nice! @Mather and @Joe Mac! I went with a Kuka KR Fortec with a custom gripper commissioned for a Harvard senior design project. The design is very human. Very easy to use.

WANT.

 

[Melt Face Molly Drop]

I’ll continue to use my hands just like Jesus did when he cleaned the commandment tablets in his humminguru, but the Japanese robo arms are going on my birthday list

 

[Angsty]

I was spinning stuff for my wife's friends and I had to switch to 45 so I absent mindedly put the gloves on to do that and when I turned around they were all looking at me like I had 3 heads. Those fucking gloves are going to ruin me.

Have had my VPI for about 8 years now. I don’t use gloves to change the belt on the pulley. It’ll be alright.

 

[Mather]

Have had my VPI for about 8 years now. I don’t use gloves to change the belt on the pulley. It’ll be alright.

At this point I'm just so used to it that I don't mind, EXCEPT when I do it in front of strangers and they think I'm a lunatic.

 

[apholden]

More seriously, I grab the edges like the other posters and (somehow) flip my hands around like a wizard so that the record is in one hand with my fingers on the label. I would have to go home and clean a record to remind myself exactly what I do.

 

[Melt Face Molly Drop]

More seriously, I grab the edges like the other posters and (somehow) flip my hands around like a wizard so that the record is in one hand with my fingers on the label. I would have to go home and clean a record to remind myself exactly what I do.

It really is wizardry the way we handle them. I pretend like I’m at a NASCAR pit stop when flipping from side A to side B. Sometimes I think the record actually leaves my hands like a gd pancake.

 

[kvetcha]

Peasants. I’ve hired a down at heal mime artist to perform all record handling tasks.

Are they allowed to wear your barrister's wig?

 

[Joe Mac]

Are they allowed to wear your barrister's wig?

Totes! That comes out at all the best parties…

 

[SnowmaNick]

At this point I'm just so used to it that I don't mind, EXCEPT when I do it in front of strangers and they think I'm a lunatic.

Well… ya know. Are they wrong?

 

[Mather]

Well… ya know. Are they wrong?

No I just think it's rude to point it out.

 

[SnowmaNick]

No I just think it's rude to point it out.

Gotcha!

 

[jt4527]

I reclean my records every time I fumble them like an idiot and grab the playing surface with thumb and fingers.

It happens more often than I'd like

 

[dansomeone]

At this point I'm just so used to it that I don't mind, EXCEPT when I do it in front of strangers and they think I'm a lunatic.

This guy totally gets it:

 

[Mather]

This guy totally gets it:
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