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Turds of the Month​

Every month we select and pass an exclusive turd for each of our tracks.
  • Track 1: Separate, hard lumps
  • Track 2: Lumpy and sausage-shaped
  • Track 3: Sausage-shaped with cracks on the surface
  • Track 4: Smooth and soft, like a snake
  • Track 5: Soft blobs with clear-cut edges
  • Track 6: Fluffy and mushy with ragged edges
  • Track 7: Entirely liquid and watery
Not everyone has the same bowel habits from month to month. Don't worry - if you're not feeling this month's poo, we've got you covered with shit swaps...
 

Turds of the Month​

Every month we select and pass an exclusive turd for each of our tracks.
  • Track 1: Separate, hard lumps
  • Track 2: Lumpy and sausage-shaped
  • Track 3: Sausage-shaped with cracks on the surface
  • Track 4: Smooth and soft, like a snake
  • Track 5: Soft blobs with clear-cut edges
  • Track 6: Fluffy and mushy with ragged edges
  • Track 7: Entirely liquid and watery
Not everyone has the same bowel habits from month to month. Don't worry - if you're not feeling this month's poo, we've got you covered with shit swaps...
I'm not sure how joking you are about it, but in case you weren't aware, fecal transplants really are a thing
 
One of the Barnes and Nobles near me has the Tool ~ Fear Innoculum 5 lp set for $45. Tempted at the price, but the thought of playing 5 single sided records on any sort of regular basis puts me off as well.

I agree, but it does sound really good and it's a killer looking package. I think that's what I paid for it too.

I paid more and don't regret it
 
One of the Barnes and Nobles near me has the Tool ~ Fear Innoculum 5 lp set for $45. Tempted at the price, but the thought of playing 5 single sided records on any sort of regular basis puts me off as well.
Each side is quite long. Side 1 is 22 min, others are around 15 min or longer. If the sides were shorter in length it'd be annoying.

The artwork and packaging is top notch. Sounds incredible as well. Chris Bellman cut. Blew me away.

I would totally snatch it up $45. If your hate it, you could easily sell it for $50.
 
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