The Official Needles and Grooves 1001 Album Generator Project (aka Preachin’ about the Preachers if today’s selection sucks)

[Nee Lewman]

People know they can just listen to Run DMC right?

I got time to eat MCs like a piranha?

 

[Nee Lewman]

HE’S FUCKING SCATTING!!

 

[Nee Lewman]

Misty Love? That’s a rapper name?

I’m an Irish guy but don’t call me Clancey?

Now he’s talking about watching porn.

Ugh.

 

[Nee Lewman]

I’ve never listened to a Kid Rock album before, it’s so much worse than I could have imagined.

 

[Nee Lewman]

I agree Kid “somebody’s got to pay.” Fuck this is awful.

 

[Nee Lewman]

Putting hickies on these Bettys.

I just had a thought, what’s the over/under on @TenderLovingKiller® having fond memories of hanging with the footballers and listening to this? Smashing beers on each others foreheads and shit?

 

[Nee Lewman]

I can’t get over the fact that this is a fucking band?

 

[Nee Lewman]

There’s also all these weird moments where the sound effects aren’t compressed? What a horrible sounding piece of shit.

 

[Nee Lewman]

Why is there a ballad? Why is he fucking autotuned? Make it end.

 

[Nee Lewman]

Man, what kind of drugs where the reviewing crowd doing in the late 90’s:


Also, this is what you are greeted with when You go to the Kid Rock page on Qobuz:

That guy is not okay.

 

[Nee Lewman]

I’m at the Em song. There’s an Em song y’all. It starts with horns and Kid is doing his best Check Your Head Beasties impression.

 

[Nee Lewman]

Full Slim Shady. I don’t think I’ve ever been more relieved to hear Em in my whole damn life.

 

[Nee Lewman]

Okay, I legit chuckled at “I shot the Sheriff and the Deputy too”

 

[Nee Lewman]

This Where You At song also has some weird Check Your Head vibes going on to it. This is a strange fucking record.

 

[TenderLovingKiller®]

 

[Nee Lewman]

Some hard panning going on.

 

[Nee Lewman]

https://www.youhttps//www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpmtfxVyOiAtube.com/watch?v=VpmtfxVyOiA

Your link is broken.

 

[Nee Lewman]

I don’t need to know this much about your life Kid Rock, you can go back to whatever the rest of the album was….

 

[Nee Lewman]

Dude, you know you can’t drop an n bomb, what the fuck?

 

[Nee Lewman]

Why isn’t this still up on Pitchfork?

Kid Rock: Devil Without A Cause: Pitchfork Review

[Top Dog/Lava/Atlantic] Rating: 1.3 - Review by: Mark Richard-San

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