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12/10/24
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Kid Rock - Devil Without a Cause

Devil Without a Cause - Kid Rock | Album | AllMusic

Devil Without a Cause by Kid Rock released in 1998. Find album reviews, track lists, credits, awards and more at AllMusic.

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No way, nohow.

 

[Nee Lewman]

I’m prepping myself by listening to something “new” that I know I love, but probably gonna stay in the listening room tonight… so there may be a lovely rant posting spree coming.

 

[Nee Lewman]

I can’t imagine a world where this isn’t at the bottom of this fucking list for me. Surely that fucking Casanova record and pompous French guy are better than this right?

 

[Nee Lewman]

I thought whatever nonsense word this first song is titled was a Limp Bizkit song.

Also, this thing sounds like shit.

Like what is that bit /sample rate?

 

[Nee Lewman]

Now it sounds like Beck… what the fuck is going on?

 

[Nee Lewman]

Seriously whoever engineered this is unemployed right? Even if the music was worth listening to, what the fuck is this?

 

[Nee Lewman]

I can smell a pig from a mile away?

Is that a player piano?

 

[Nee Lewman]

So if it’s compressed to hell and you turn all the levels up, it’s still compressed to hell and sounds like louder shit.

I’m not straight out of Compton, I’m straight out the trailer?

People paid actual money for this?

 

[Nee Lewman]

Now he wants to be Eminem?

 

[Nee Lewman]

De he say coming from the Reneo? What does that spell?

What ever song this is sounds like the Trump/Diddy National anthem.(title track)

I got love for my honkeys?

 

[Nee Lewman]

Getting Matchbox 20 money? Lol

 

[Nee Lewman]

What exactly are you gonna do with a garden hose made out of 24 karat gold?

 

[Nee Lewman]

Why is there a little kid talking about how big his dick is?

 

[Nee Lewman]

Wait, this is a band and their name is Twisted Brown Trucker Band?

Also, read the allmusic review, clearly Erlewine lost a bet.

 

[Nee Lewman]

I’M SO GREASY YOU CAN CALL ME MUD?

What the fuck does that mean?

 

[Nee Lewman]

I thought maybe Erlewine wrote the entry in the book too, he didn’t, but it is basically the same review. Guys I’m confused.

 

[Nee Lewman]

There’s genre called Country Rap and Kid Rock pretending to be Beck invented it? Huh? Worst timeline.

 

[Nee Lewman]

Rolling to Fleetwood is how I Mac over a sample of Fleetwood Mac. My head hurts.

 

[Nee Lewman]

People listen to this by choice?

 

[Nee Lewman]

Okay, this is mean. Everytime I close my browser to go to BluOS to see what song I’m listening to, I see a news widget about the CEO of United. He’s just sitting there with that weird smile and I can’t help but think, “I bet that dude liked Kid Rock.”

What the fuck is going on? Is Kid Rock singing? He sounds like a girl.