Vinyl Me Please Anthology

Hey man I don't care what you buy with 'em
We moved over to the Loonie/Twoonie/BeaverBills after using the Candian Tire Dollars for many years. Sadly touring punk rock bands started to horde Canadian Tire dollars and crashed the economy in the 80s, forcing us to go back to using moose knuckles as a form of currency for several years.
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We moved over to the Loonie/Twoonie/BeaverBills after using the Candian Tire Dollars for many years. Sadly touring punk rock bands started to horde Canadian Tire dollars and crashed the economy in the 80s, forcing us to go back to using moose knuckles as a form of currency for several years.
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I hate CT money with the intensity of 1000 suns. Thanks for spending $10k at our store, here's $1.00 in fake money that will sit in your junk drawer until you remember you had it and can buy that pack of garbage bags you had your eye on for the last 15 years.

Worst points/loyalty program ever, even after they digitized the whole thing.
 
I hate CT money with the intensity of 1000 suns. Thanks for spending $10k at our store, here's $1.00 in fake money that will sit in your junk drawer until you remember you had it and can buy that pack of garbage bags you had your eye on for the last 15 years.

Worst points/loyalty program ever, even after they digitized the whole thing.
Same. I actually found one the other week being used as a bookmark in an old book of mine
 
I hate CT money with the intensity of 1000 suns. Thanks for spending $10k at our store, here's $1.00 in fake money that will sit in your junk drawer until you remember you had it and can buy that pack of garbage bags you had your eye on for the last 15 years.

Worst points/loyalty program ever, even after they digitized the whole thing.

My friend recorded an album paid for entirely by Canadian Tire money, so I've got love for it.

 
Wtf is Canadian tire money?
We have this shitty national brand called Canadian tire. I'm not sure of a US equivalent, but it's like a really terrible automotive/hardware/sporting goods/houseware/outdoors store. But it's ours so like Tim Horton's, it's a Canadian institution despite it's terribleness.

When you make a purchase, you get their own fake currency back called Canadian Tire money, kind of like a points/loyalty program but with paper money. You get so little off the purchase though it's laughable, and you end up just accumulating these $.01 bills everywhere until it's coming out of your junk drawers like a low-budget Scrooge McDuck.
 
We have this shitty national brand called Canadian tire. I'm not sure of a US equivalent, but it's like a really terrible automotive/hardware/sporting goods/houseware/outdoors store. But it's ours so like Tim Horton's, it's a Canadian institution despite it's terribleness.

When you make a purchase, you get their own fake currency back called Canadian Tire money, kind of like a points/loyalty program but with paper money. You get so little off the purchase though it's laughable, and you end up just accumulating these $.01 bills everywhere until it's coming out of your junk drawers like a low-budget Scrooge McDuck.
It’s like Kohl’s cash. Got you.
 
We have that place too, it’s called Target.
We tried Target, that was one level of hell too much combined with Walmart and Crappy Tire (which is our loving nickname for the place). We tried Target as a replacement over our previous hellscape called Zellers. We didn't like it so much we decided to bring Zellers back.

Also, FYI Canadian Tire despite its name, is the worst place to buy tires.
 
I guess the message here, is that we will flock to the shittiest of places if you tell people it's a Canadian brand. Tim Horton's (now owned by a US parent company) is possibly the worst coffee you can imagine, their baked goods which used to be halfway decent, has now declined to the point of being almost inedible, and yet every time you go into one the lineups are almost out the door.

You could surround one with some of the best coffee known to man and it would still vacuum sales from the better places on brand name alone.
 
I guess the message here, is that we will flock to the shittiest of places if you tell people it's a Canadian brand. Tim Horton's (now owned by a US parent company) is possibly the worst coffee you can imagine, their baked goods which used to be halfway decent, has now declined to the point of being almost inedible, and yet every time you go into one the lineups are almost out the door.

You could surround one with some of the best coffee known to man and it would still vacuum sales from the better places on brand name alone.

I refuse to call what they sell coffee.
And they're "baked goods" have become glorified microwaved frozen things.
And I'd rather eat pretty much anything stocked at a Canadian Tire their "food."

Fuck Tim Horton's.
 
Does anyone know if the Anthology podcasts were unloaded anywhere other than the VMP website? Im trying to listen to the Tribe podcasts but they arent currently loading, the download option leads to a dead link, and it looks like they have been taken down?
 
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