Mather
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He's at it again!I rarely take a jacket off the shelf unless I'm taking a photo for IG/a review. It also prevents me from putting something back out of order, and I can swap a record in/out in seconds flat!
Jebediah, bring forth the holy pitchforks of Antioch!
What?
-aside- What do you mean you lost them? Lost them HOW?
They're in the OTHER barn? WHAT OTHER BARN WE ONLY HAVE ONE PITCHFORK BARN IT'S RIGHT THERE.... Wait. Where did you get that banjo from?
YOU PAWNED THE HOLY PITCHFORKS OF ANTIOCH FOR A BANJO??!?
I'm sorry, today's pitchforking will have to be postponed due to... reasons. Please meet back here tomorrow everyone, where there will be a RIGHTEOUS PITCHFORKING FOR ALL TO SEE.
--banjo solo-
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