Ericj32
Well-Known Member
How irritating. How is there still a bug affecting people's swaps this late in without any active communication around it still being the case. Are they just shrugging and hoping it magically disappears for the next set?
My swaps page says Gorillaz, my orders page says Phrenology. Who knows what's gonna be in the box? If I had not watched this thread I would have received SnP because the system undid my swap automatically and without my knowledge. Chaos and uncertainty is just part of the VMP experience since at least a year now.
It sounds like you guys just don't fully appreciate the unlimited swaps feature that VMP generously makes available for all members of the VMP family community experience.
Here is a poem I wrote in honor of this wonderful, game-changing feature:
May 16, 2020
THERE IS NO STOPPING OF THE SWAPPING!
by Ericj32
YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT YOU'LL BE COPPING?
WELL, THIS IS A CLUB.
IT'S NOT JUST "SHOPPING"
LOCK IN YOUR SWAP
YOU THINK YOU'RE DONE?!
THE SWAPPING FUN
HAS JUST BEGUN!
THAT THING YOU FEEL
IS NOT FRUSTRATION.
THIS IS WHAT
WE CALL CURATION!
YOU MIGHT NOT GET
THE THING YOU WANTED,
BUT THAT'S BECAUSE
OUR SITE IS HAUNTED.
WE DO NOT KNOW
WHAT'S IN OUR STORE,
BUT THAT'S WHAT THIS
WHOLE GAME IS FOR!
JUST PAY US NOW.
THAT'S RIGHT, JUST BUY.
WE'LL SHIP YOU SOMETHING,
OR AT LEAST WE'LL TRY!