Vinyl Me Please Rap & Hip Hop

You need to be with me in person when you listen to Die Lit! Trust me! 😂

My man, I need to know what your technique is. When trying to pump up a song/album/artist you think someone should like, your common refrain is that they need to be with you. My top guesses (giving me a winky emoji if I'm on the mark with any of these):

1. You cry hysterically until the person becomes so uncomfortable that they agree with you
2. You spike the person with some psychotropic drug and irrevocably link that music with their staring into the maw of nothingness, while they devour everything
3. You cry some more. They just need a way to get this to end.
4. Things suddenly get aggro and you demonstrate how you earned your white belt at Tiger Schulmann's Karate, all while inexplicably yelling, "Krav Maga!"
5. You cash out another retirement fund and pay the person to like it
 
My man, I need to know what your technique is. When trying to pump up a song/album/artist you think someone should like, your common refrain is that they need to be with you. My top guesses (giving me a winky emoji if I'm on the mark with any of these):

1. You cry hysterically until the person becomes so uncomfortable that they agree with you
2. You spike the person with some psychotropic drug and irrevocably link that music with their staring into the maw of nothingness, while they devour everything
3. You cry some more. They just need a way to get this to end.
4. Things suddenly get aggro and you demonstrate how you earned your white belt at Tiger Schulmann's Karate, all while inexplicably yelling, "Krav Maga!"
5. You cash out another retirement fund and pay the person to like it
Make for a great serial killer mini series 🤣🤣🤣
 
My man, I need to know what your technique is. When trying to pump up a song/album/artist you think someone should like, your common refrain is that they need to be with you. My top guesses (giving me a winky emoji if I'm on the mark with any of these):

1. You cry hysterically until the person becomes so uncomfortable that they agree with you
2. You spike the person with some psychotropic drug and irrevocably link that music with their staring into the maw of nothingness, while they devour everything
3. You cry some more. They just need a way to get this to end.
4. Things suddenly get aggro and you demonstrate how you earned your white belt at Tiger Schulmann's Karate, all while inexplicably yelling, "Krav Maga!"
5. You cash out another retirement fund and pay the person to like it
There’s just something about being in my company when I’ve got the music playing! Everywhere I work, I always introduce everyone to Britney Spears’ Blackout, and people always laugh at the though of Britney Spears having a good album! But then I play the album, and everyone fucking loves it! 🔥🔥🔥

I think because I’m so passionate, creative, cheeky, loving, kind, fun and cute that people ‘trust‘ my music taste! 🙈😂

And whenever people play a song they love and ask for my opinion and I dislike it, I will completely explain why I dislike the song. I rip into it...and I guess most people could never be bothered doing that! I’m very analytical and critical because I’m so passionate with music! 🤓💯
 
1. You cry hysterically until the person becomes so uncomfortable that they agree with you
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2. You spike the person with some psychotropic drug and irrevocably link that music with their staring into the maw of nothingness, while they devour everything
🆘❌💊❌🆘
3. You cry some more. They just need a way to get this to end.
Because of my first answer, this point is not applicable! 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️
4. Things suddenly get aggro and you demonstrate how you earned your white belt at Tiger Schulmann's Karate, all while inexplicably yelling, "Krav Maga!"
❌❌❌
5. You cash out another retirement fund
✅✅👍😍🎯✅✅
 
There’s just something about being in my company when I’ve got the music playing! Everywhere I work, I always introduce everyone to Britney Spears’ Blackout, and people always laugh at the though of Britney Spears having a good album! But then I play the album, and everyone fucking loves it! 🔥🔥🔥

I think because I’m so passionate, creative, cheeky, loving, kind, fun and cute that people ‘trust‘ my music taste! 🙈😂

And whenever people play a song they love and ask for my opinion and I dislike it, I will completely explain why I dislike the song. I rip into it...and I guess most people could never be bothered doing that! I’m very analytical and critical because I’m so passionate with music! 🤓💯
I now picture you with an iPad on a city street frantically asking every person who walks past “do you have some time to talk about Britney today??” 😂😂
 
Um....you’re already trying to convince people Britney made a worthwhile album. It’s really not that much farther of a fall.
I don’t try to convince them that Britney’s Blackout is a masterpiece! I just play the album and they get amazed! I’m not even joking! At all the warehouses, everyone just loves it! The album speaks for itself!!! 😂😂💯😈
 
I never minded them much but the more I see them scattered throughout my collection, the more I want to just remove all of them. But also being a completionist I don't really want to throw them out but I have no godly idea where I would store them so for the time being they stay.

They get inmediately recycled by me. I dont keep other random promo materials that come with albums either. I know some people keep everything, but I would derive no joy from having them. And if someday someone passes on buying a record from me because I don't have the fauxbi, well I can't say ill lose any sleep over that.
 
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