Diaper Baby Escape Plan
Well-Known Diaper Baby
You need to be with me in person when you listen to Die Lit! Trust me!
My man, I need to know what your technique is. When trying to pump up a song/album/artist you think someone should like, your common refrain is that they need to be with you. My top guesses (giving me a winky emoji if I'm on the mark with any of these):
1. You cry hysterically until the person becomes so uncomfortable that they agree with you
2. You spike the person with some psychotropic drug and irrevocably link that music with their staring into the maw of nothingness, while they devour everything
3. You cry some more. They just need a way to get this to end.
4. Things suddenly get aggro and you demonstrate how you earned your white belt at Tiger Schulmann's Karate, all while inexplicably yelling, "Krav Maga!"
5. You cash out another retirement fund and pay the person to like it