Ha! I knew something like this was coming
"We’re gonna fess up...we’ve sent you a package by mistake, and it includes a record that is soon to be released.
An artist chooses a release date based on so many factors, many of which can be near and dear to their hearts. We ask that you keep this in mind when you receive your copy.
You’re one of the lucky few to get it early, so please respect the artist’s wishes and keep this one to yourself until the designated release date. If you can handle it, maybe even wait until the release date to give it the first spin!
We sincerely appreciate your understanding and hope that you’ll honor the artist’s wishes!"