Vinyl Me Please (store, exclusives, swaps, etc)

[Dirtbag Auntie]

Intention costs $80

 

[Twentytwo]

Anybody guess how many they have sold of these so far?

 

[Mather]

The recycled vinyl is from the same batches that they send @Mather

I prefer to open my records with a general prevailing malaise.

 

[bdrummond]

Anybody guess how many they have sold of these so far?

I have no doubt it's greater than one.

 

[waruv]

You could probably make a profit off the knife. Buy the knife, have a "conversation" with someone with the knife out, ask for $100, and hope the cops don't find you.

 

[Joe Mac]

So is this knife a new low or does the VMP branded dog collar and leash still hold that title?

 

[LiamGallaghersBucketHat]

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I prefer to open my records with a general prevailing malaise.

What if it came in a mid century casing instead?

 

[Portland Sheriff]

A coworker taught me this trick and to this day I don't know if my jeans have some kind of vaseline coating or what but it never seems to work.

For this to work, I think you had to be unfortunate enough to have a lot of experience with dry humping.

 

[Ghost]

I came here to see VMP get torn a new one after seeing that text, I am not disappointed one bit. Well done team.

 

[bdrummond]

What if it came in a mid century casing instead?

For $80 the casing better be made out of elephant ivory.

 

[Mather]

Anybody guess how many they have sold of these so far?

There's no way anyone would be so foolish or irrespooooooOH NO.
NIGHTMather.
If NIGHTMather see this shit I'm FUCKED.

I MUST DELETE ARE RECORD OF THIS ITEM EXISTING OR I'LL WAKE UP TO 20 BOXES IN MY DRIVEWAY

 

[cashew]

I came here to see VMP get torn a new one after seeing that text, I am not disappointed one bit. Well done team.

The audacity of sending a text alert about this…

I JUST WANNA TALK

 

[Joe Mac]

There's no way anyone would be so foolish or irrespooooooOH NO.
NIGHTMather.
If NIGHTMather see this shit I'm FUCKED.

I MUST DELETE ARE RECORD OF THIS ITEM EXISTING OR I'LL WAKE UP TO 20 BOXES IN MY DRIVEWAY

What would you do with 20 boxes of warped knives?

 

[bdrummond]

There's no way anyone would be so foolish or irrespooooooOH NO.
NIGHTMather.
If NIGHTMather see this shit I'm FUCKED.

I MUST DELETE ARE RECORD OF THIS ITEM EXISTING OR I'LL WAKE UP TO 20 BOXES IN MY DRIVEWAY

The one dude on reddit I asked just to see what's going on in his brain is basically like "IT'S MY MONEY OKAY".

Like, okay, but when your family applies for the Britney Spears treatment don't cry to us.

 

[walkingdogs]

I just don’t have any faith that there isn’t at least one Reddit stan falling over themselves to praise VMP for the INGENUITY.

The VMP stans on Reddit are truly something else. They are the Musk shills of the music world.

 

[cashew]

The VMP stans on Reddit are truly something else. They are the Musk shills of the music world.

A seamless transition really.

 

[hahahaha_totally]

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Conversation piece?
What...?
Why...?

I think the conversation would be like:
"hey why do you have a non-retractable blade just laying on your turntable like that?"
"so it came with a sheath but they advised you via their marketing not to use it?"
"you paid how much for this???"

 

[LiamGallaghersBucketHat]

Because this place is so cool. I’ll sell my own opener for $20. I’m hardly making any profit on this. Much safer than VMP.

 

[walkingdogs]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Sooooo

Say you bought the knife. And your next VMP record comes with scratches (not made by your fancy knife), when you complain, are they going to say there was no scratches and that you made them with the knife?

The hilarious thing is that most VMP records come in a resealable bag that doesn't even have to be cut at all.

 

[avecigrec]

The hilarious thing is that most VMP records come in a resealable bag that doesn't even have to be cut at all.

Shhhhhhhhh! Don't tell Reddit.