Vinyl Me Please (store, exclusives, swaps, etc)

[Chris V]

What would you do with more knife?

“Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read that advertisement. I award you no point and may God have mercy on your business”

 

[Chris V]

If we are showing off pocket knives now…
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This is my custom Buck 110 hunting knife with S30V steel, brass rivets, finger grips and ebony inlays. I am gonna have to email Buck to see if it can used it to open shrink wrap.

Also, if VMP starts offering ridiculously overpriced pens someone tag me. I really wanna show off my Tactile Turn Sideclick special addition GT.

Is that for opening records?!?! I’ll offer $200

 

[TenderLovingKiller®]

Is that for opening records?!?! I’ll offer $200

Mostly, but where it has the slight advantage over the VMP knife is that it can also be used to break down cardboard boxes and field dress a deer with minimal effort.

 

[Chris V]

Mostly, but where it has the slight advantage over the VMP knife is that it can also be used to break down cardboard boxes and field dress a deer with minimal effort.

Sounds like I need to up my offer

This is the best 6-7 pages I’ve read in a long time

 

[Thackeraye]

Sounds like I need to up my offer

This is the best 6-7 pages I’ve read in a long time

Yup, made my morning commute, this.

Who knew I’ve been doing it wrong all these years by using a Stanley knife!

 

[Ginormousthumbs]

 

[TenderLovingKiller®]

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Elegance redefined.

 

[goodoohuru]

 

[djdavedk]

now that’s a knife!

 

[KenKaniff]

They are pushing these knives made in bulk for $1 a piece and selling for $80 so they can fund that record plant.

 

[siremobunny]

I like the note urging you to not order the knife along with items...will they just throw the knife in a box with your records if you do? Their shipping/logistics team can't figure out how to separate those things for you?

 

[yukbon]

Can't wait for @Mather posts about how all the knives are warped because he's been sent a bunch of spoons

 

[Mather]

Can't wait for @Mather posts about how all the knives are warped because he's been sent a bunch of spoons

 

[siremobunny]

Can't wait for @Mather posts about how all the knives are warped because he's been sent a bunch of spoons

Then, his replacement knife comes packed in a loose oversized box with his records, and all the records get knifed in shipping.

 

[JonnyH]

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Conversation piece?
What...?
Why...?

Just leaving your knife laying around with blade open seems very on brand.

 

[JonnyH]

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I prefer to open my records with a general prevailing malaise.

I mean, there's at least one unopened one on that shelf. Malaise seems to fit for me too.

 

[Panera Ciabatta Diapers]

And I here is was using a spoon all these years. I guess I'm no aficionado.

 

[Nee Lewman]

*Tells fingernails they are evidently worth $80.*

 

[ThePakoBuelna]

 

[Jan]

I’m calling bullshit Lindsey.

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So, who of you was this?