Jeff Lerner
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wife: why is our toddler bleeding?
me: he cut himself with my new $80 record opener that I use to open my $35 records
wife: ::stabs me in the throat WITH INTENTION::
Vinyl Me Please (store, exclusives, swaps, etc)
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me: he cut himself with my new $80 record opener that I use to open my $35 records
wife: ::stabs me in the throat WITH INTENTION::
Joe Mac
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Ah fuck it, I have no shame. Maybe something like.
There’s nothing like the feeling of cold hard steel in your hand as you propel it’s razor sharp edge through the thin barrier separating you from intense aural pleasure…
Yeah I feel dirty now.
imtheocean
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avecigrec
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I mean, you'd be a fool not to!
TenderLovingKiller®
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You guys see this awesome new specialized tool designed to safely open vinyls without damaging them?! No more using my teeth! and it’s a steal at only $80! I guess they are calling this tool a “knife” seems pretty revolutionary if ya ask me.
Seriously though, as a guy that has an affinity for pocket knives (I just got a custom Buck 110 over the weekend, it’s a beaut). I am not offended by an $80 knife. I am offended by a poorly designed, supremely overpriced novelty knife. I would not buy records from a knife company why on earth would anybody buy a knife from a company that makes records?
Crabbers
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the knife will be warped too
TheThinWhiteDuke
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He is Australian, he will be disappointed it isn't a larger knife
duke86fan
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the knife is also from some boutique overpriced knife company.. seeing as this is their swiss army knife
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surprisingly this is their cheapest knife i think
The Ellis Multi Tool
Our daily workhorse, reimagined. If you can't cut it with the Ellis knife blade, you can almost assuredly cut it with scissors. Your EDC multi-tool of choice.
shop.thejamesbrand.com
surprisingly this is their cheapest knife i think
zdkaiser
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What's truly ironic is, if you watch their Zamrock Anthology Boxset video, they open the packaging with just a regular-ass knife. Missed opportunity VMP!
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Told through 8 rare Zambian garage rock albums — curated by Now-Again Records, Strawberry Rain Music and VMP.
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TenderLovingKiller®
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To be fair, their crack team of engineers and designers were still perfecting the technology when that video was taken.What's truly ironic is, if you watch their Zamrock Anthology Boxset video, they open the packaging with just a regular-ass knife. Missed opportunity VMP!
The Story of Zamrock 2nd Edition
Told through 8 rare Zambian garage rock albums — curated by Now-Again Records, Strawberry Rain Music and VMP.
dbarila
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Is there much overlap between boutique knife enthusiasts and record collectors? Seems like VMP should have figured that out early on.the knife is also from some boutique overpriced knife company.. seeing as this is their swiss army knife
The Ellis Multi Tool
Our daily workhorse, reimagined. If you can't cut it with the Ellis knife blade, you can almost assuredly cut it with scissors. Your EDC multi-tool of choice.
surprisingly this is their cheapest knife i think
ThePakoBuelna
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Managed to see at least 1 warped record.
TenderLovingKiller®
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If we are showing off pocket knives now…
This is my custom Buck 110 hunting knife with S30V steel, brass rivets, finger grips and ebony inlays. I am gonna have to email Buck to see if it can used it to open shrink wrap.
Also, if VMP starts offering ridiculously overpriced pens someone tag me. I really wanna show off my Tactile Turn Sideclick special addition GT.
This is my custom Buck 110 hunting knife with S30V steel, brass rivets, finger grips and ebony inlays. I am gonna have to email Buck to see if it can used it to open shrink wrap.
Also, if VMP starts offering ridiculously overpriced pens someone tag me. I really wanna show off my Tactile Turn Sideclick special addition GT.
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DrainedPatience
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So after a search and read the take away is that ATLiens is a hot mess?
I've got a month left on my subscription and was thinking of adding a track or two and grabbing that one and possibly the Tenacious D to go along with Justice.
I've got a month left on my subscription and was thinking of adding a track or two and grabbing that one and possibly the Tenacious D to go along with Justice.