Vinyl Me Please (store, exclusives, swaps, etc)

[Sonicpharmacist]

VMP probably has people monitoring our boards and are like

 

[Dirtbag Auntie]

Because this place is so cool. I’ll sell my own opener for $20. I’m hardly making any profit on this. Much safer than VMP.

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Can I arrange a pickup?

 

[avecigrec]

What I really want to know is whereabouts does this knife land on the @NathanRicaud sexy-meter™

 

[LiamGallaghersBucketHat]

Can I arrange a pickup?

Shipping is included with that. It’s a great deal.

 

[Dirtbag Auntie]

Shipping is included with that. It’s a great deal.

So you can shave off $4 for shipping. Bring it on Friday.

 

[Joe Mac]

What I really want to know is whereabouts does this knife land on the @NathanRicaud sexy-meter™

I started typing a reply and then I felt too dirty so I just had to delete it and now I’m not sure why I’m typing this but I am so here we are…

 

[Jeff Lerner]

I think the conversation would be like:
"hey why do you have a non-retractable blade just laying on your turntable like that?"
"so it came with a sheath but they advised you via their marketing not to use it?"
"you paid how much for this???"

wife: why is our toddler bleeding?
me: he cut himself with my new $80 record opener that I use to open my $35 records
wife: ::stabs me in the throat WITH INTENTION::

 

[Mather]

I know I often find myself opening a record only to suddenly come to the horrible realization that my actual intention was to eat a hamburger.

Thank God this solves that problem.



Okay I think I'm done now.

 

[Joe Mac]

I started typing a reply and then I felt too dirty so I just had to delete it and now I’m not sure why I’m typing this but I am so here we are…

Ah fuck it, I have no shame. Maybe something like.

There’s nothing like the feeling of cold hard steel in your hand as you propel it’s razor sharp edge through the thin barrier separating you from intense aural pleasure…

Yeah I feel dirty now.

 

[imtheocean]

What I really want to know is whereabouts does this knife land on the @NathanRicaud sexy-meter™

The emoticon bar chart would be distributed as follows:

 

[bdrummond]

Let's say you had $155 in store credit.

Well, that's 1 VMP hoodie and 1 VMP knife to stab yourself for wearing said hoodie.

That's just smart math right there.

(I'm done too).

 

[avecigrec]

Let's say you had $155 in store credit.

Well, that's 1 VMP hoodie and 1 VMP knife to stab yourself for wearing said hoodie.

That's just smart math right there.

(I'm done too).

I mean, you'd be a fool not to!

 

[TenderLovingKiller®]

You guys see this awesome new specialized tool designed to safely open vinyls without damaging them?! No more using my teeth! and it’s a steal at only $80! I guess they are calling this tool a “knife” seems pretty revolutionary if ya ask me.

Seriously though, as a guy that has an affinity for pocket knives (I just got a custom Buck 110 over the weekend, it’s a beaut). I am not offended by an $80 knife. I am offended by a poorly designed, supremely overpriced novelty knife. I would not buy records from a knife company why on earth would anybody buy a knife from a company that makes records?

 

[Crabbers]

The recycled vinyl is from the same batches that they send @Mather

the knife will be warped too

 

[TheThinWhiteDuke]

What I really want to know is whereabouts does this knife land on the @NathanRicaud sexy-meter™

He is Australian, he will be disappointed it isn't a larger knife

 

[jfitzy]

Thanks for laughs everyone. Today's roast helped me get through the work day.

And thanks to VMP for always giving us something to laugh at!

 

[duke86fan]

the knife is also from some boutique overpriced knife company.. seeing as this is their swiss army knife

The Ellis Multi Tool

Our daily workhorse, reimagined. If you can't cut it with the Ellis knife blade, you can almost assuredly cut it with scissors. Your EDC multi-tool of choice.

shop.thejamesbrand.com

surprisingly this is their cheapest knife i think

 

[cashew]

I’m calling bullshit Lindsey.

 

[zdkaiser]

Well, on the plus side, I've now shared this with several people I know and it has provided a lot of entertainment.

I didn't even realize there was a video at first.

But there IS a video.

A professionally made video of people opening boxes and records with an $80 box cutter.

A PROFESSIONALLY MADE VIDEO OF PEOPLE OPENING BOXES AND RECORDS WITH AN $80 BOX CUTTER.

What's truly ironic is, if you watch their Zamrock Anthology Boxset video, they open the packaging with just a regular-ass knife. Missed opportunity VMP!

The Story of Zamrock 2nd Edition

Told through 8 rare Zambian garage rock albums — curated by Now-Again Records, Strawberry Rain Music and VMP.

www.vinylmeplease.com

 

[TenderLovingKiller®]

What's truly ironic is, if you watch their Zamrock Anthology Boxset video, they open the packaging with just a regular-ass knife. Missed opportunity VMP!

The Story of Zamrock 2nd Edition

Told through 8 rare Zambian garage rock albums — curated by Now-Again Records, Strawberry Rain Music and VMP.

www.vinylmeplease.com

To be fair, their crack team of engineers and designers were still perfecting the technology when that video was taken.