Vinyl Me Please (store, exclusives, swaps, etc)

[Tys1]

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Having real people work for your company is quite a selling point. The record store I work for is staffed entirely by Terminators, Hologram versions of Roy Orbison & Buddy Holly and Pinocchio. Imagine having real people work for you? Amazing!

Curated and pressed with care by real people*

*VMP’s contractual obligation does not include our term “people” to be precluded with an adjective. These are just plain old regular people. Morals and/or integrity are not to be assumed.

 

[Murfocakes]

The decision to streamline the company’s communication by changing to yoghurt pots with string is certainly bold. All you negative Nancy’s need to lighten up. Think of all the wonderful records you’ll get

 

[Tys1]

The decision to streamline the company’s communication by changing to yoghurt pots with string is certainly bold. All you negative Nancy’s need to lighten up. Think of all the wonderful records you’ll get

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Act now with a special offer that we will only have available for one week before giving all of our social media influencers access to give you the same offer! We can’t guarantee that these albums will stick around for long before coming back only to go away and come back again.

 

[Murfocakes]

I can’t wait to get the Idler Wheel by Fiona Apple

The wait to see what kind of damage it will have will make the pressing even more limited and exciting

And the wait for the record to arrive after the general release has already come out will only make me want it more 🌡

I just hope the website continues to not recognise members, it will make ordering more exciting, like playing Russian roulette or crossing a road blindfolded

Trying to get into a positive mode here like @NathanRicaud but I can’t, I can’t.... I’m going to leave the positivity to you and concentrate on cynicism and being cranky.

 

[bother]

I can’t wait to get the Idler Wheel by Fiona Apple

The wait to see what kind of damage it will have will make the pressing even more limited and exciting

And the wait for the record to arrive after the general release has already come out will only make me want it more 🌡

I just hope the website continues to not recognise members, it will make ordering more exciting, like playing Russian roulette or crossing a road blindfolded

Trying to get into a positive mode here like @NathanRicaud but I can’t, I can’t.... I’m going to leave the positivity to you and concentrate on cynicism and being cranky.

We need @NathanRicaud's positivity now more than ever.

 

[NathanRicaud]

We need @NathanRicaud's positivity now more than ever.

I’m at work!

But honestly I am very optimistic about Fiona Apple and the migration of the new VMP store!

 

[Skalap]

I’m at work!

But honestly I am very optimistic about Fiona Apple and the migration of the new VMP store!

You can't be pessimistic, you can only be optimistic (or realistic).

 

[doncornelius]

Tina'd Cornelius even though the artist has nothing to do with my username.

 

[dhodo]

Thinking maybe this is the end of the link trick for knowing the AOTM early. Looks like now the AOTMs are just items in the store with an alternate view option page for the extra AOTM stuff. We'll see if anyone can figure it out though.

 

[blenoxsmith]

I can’t wait to get the Idler Wheel by Fiona Apple

And the wait for the record to arrive after the general release has already come out will only make me want it more 🌡

Do we know if Idler Wheel will have a general release, or is this speculation? I'll 100% go for a general release if there is. I'm still a member, but it's incredible how my VMP purchasing has diminished post forum dissolution, but more importantly, post these ridiculous price hikes.

 

[jamieanderson1968]

Do we know if Idler Wheel will have a general release, or is this speculation? I'll 100% go for a general release if there is. I'm still a member, but it's incredible how my VMP purchasing has diminished post forum dissolution, but more importantly, post these ridiculous price hikes.

Speculation but the few minutes it was viewable on the new store page they used similar weasel language as when they announced QOTSA - exclusive pressing instead of exclusive reissue etc

 

[Joe Mac]

@Joe Mac - I saw this picture, and I thought of you and VMP straight away

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I saw this picture and thought of you and VMP

@Joe Mac - I saw this picture, and I thought of you and VMP straight away

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Could be worse. I could love someone who thought of me contemptuously...

 

[Murfocakes]

Could be worse. I could love someone who thought of me contemptuously...

Joe loves you really Nathan.

 

[Murfocakes]

Joe loves you really Nathan.

He just hates VMP. They hurt him. They hurt him bad.

 

[NathanRicaud]

He just hates VMP. They hurt him. They hurt him bad.

I know Joe loves me! I’m pretty sure I love Joe more than he loves me, but I do know he loves me!

And I understand his hatred for VMP. It’s justified. But I think my love for VMP is also justified. Different perspectives, but we would both get along so well in person I reckon!

 

[NathanRicaud]

I can’t wait to get the Idler Wheel by Fiona Apple

The wait to see what kind of damage it will have will make the pressing even more limited and exciting

And the wait for the record to arrive after the general release has already come out will only make me want it more 🌡

I just hope the website continues to not recognise members, it will make ordering more exciting, like playing Russian roulette or crossing a road blindfolded

Trying to get into a positive mode here like @NathanRicaud but I can’t, I can’t.... I’m going to leave the positivity to you and concentrate on cynicism and being cranky.

Positivity/Optimistic = more attractive/sexiness

Negativity/Pessimistic = less attractive/ugly

You don’t want to be ugly Murfocakes, do you?

 

[Colonel_Angus]

I can’t wait to get the Idler Wheel by Fiona Apple

The wait to see what kind of damage it will have will make the pressing even more limited and exciting

And the wait for the record to arrive after the general release has already come out will only make me want it more 🌡

I just hope the website continues to not recognise members, it will make ordering more exciting, like playing Russian roulette or crossing a road blindfolded

I genuinely thought this was Nathan for longer than I'm willing to admit.

 

[Satchmo2go]

Gang this is tl;dr moment for me. What about Fiona’s extraordinary machine? Might we see that too?

 

[MadLucas]

Gang this is tl;dr moment for me. What about Fiona’s extraordinary machine? Might we see that too?

Maybe?

I hope it goes live at noon.
I was refreshing the "new this week" page until 12:20 EST today, and NOTHING.
An hour later, 3 things live.
I cannot keep watching a damn phone at my job, hope they get it the fuck together!

 

[Bohnjaggs]

Gang this is tl;dr moment for me. What about Fiona’s extraordinary machine? Might we see that too?

My speculation is that we won't see that one from VMP since Plain Recordings has owned the rights in the past but hopefully I'm wrong. Storf said that Tidal was the first of 3 related drops so I'm personally only expecting When The Pawn and Idler Wheel.