Vinyl Me Please (store, exclusives, swaps, etc)

[TheThinWhiteDuke]

I have to say. Shitshower that VMP is, Pauly is a stand up guy. It pisses me off that he and the rest of the CS staff are getting the brunt of frustrations due to management’s greed. He’s a modern day Bob Crachitt in my story. I wish him and all the CS guys every break in the future

Ooh ooh who am I? Is @Dead C scrooge??

"If VMP wants to join SSD in failed record sites they should join them..AND DECREASE THE SURPLUS POPULATION!"

 

[Murfocakes]

I think Mr What Would You Do With More Time is Scrooge. @Dead C is more a Ghost of Christmas Present. Tyler is Marley’s Ghost. ‘Sometimes he answered to Matt, sometimes he answered to Tyler. It was all the same to him’
‘But I was a good man of business.’
‘BUSINESS!!! Customer care was your business. Delivering records was your business.’

‘What do you see Scrooge?’
‘I see an empty warehouse with no customers, but where is the child? Where is Tiny Nathan?’

 

[Murfocakes]

‘Let’s raise a glass to Matt, the founder of the feast.’

 

[Dead C]

Ooh ooh who am I? Is @Dead C scrooge??

I think Mr What Would You Do With More Time is Scrooge. @Dead C is more a Ghost of Christmas Present. Tyler is Marley’s Ghost. ‘Sometimes he answered to Matt, sometimes he answered to Tyler. It was all the same to him’
‘But I was a good man of business.’
‘BUSINESS!!! Customer care was your business. Delivering records was your business.’

‘What do you see Scrooge?’
‘I see an empty warehouse with no customers, but where is the child? Where is Tiny Nathan?’

I'd be happy to be an Cockney orphan street tough throwing a snowball at Scrooge's window and giving the finger

 

[Btsvinylfarm]

So they're now claiming on their FAQ that they're at 70% fulfillment.

It took 5 days between the first update and now to get 10% more done, and still have not sent out a mass communication.

Cluster

(Wait for it)

Fuck

 

[Delta Don]

I’m up to the 10th auto VMP response email.

 

[Ghost]

Hoooooboiiii. This is messy messy messy.

 

[highqualityrecords]

Have you guys seen the people on Reddit getting upset at everybody being negative? It’s hilarious.

 

[Tys1]

So they're now claiming on their FAQ that they're at 70% fulfillment.

It took 5 days between the first update and now to get 10% more done, and still have not sent out a mass communication.

Cluster

(Wait for it)

Fuck

That’s assuming that 70% is the truth
Narrator : “it’s not”

 

[folsom_lives]

That’s assuming you that 70% is the truth
Narrator : “it’s not”

70% of the time, that line works every time.

 

[wmeugene]

How long before the VMP guys go on Shark Tank?

 

[Delta Don]

It's on the FAQ: Dec Shipping & Customer Service Status Updates. 10% progression from the last update.

The link to this page should’ve been included in an auto response to any support ticket. It could’ve also been included in the mailer blast they have sent us all in the last 24 hours.
This isn’t hard, yet they are really really bad at this part of the biz....

 

[Tys1]

How long before the VMP guys go on Shark Tank?

And the sharks get super excited until that one awkward line where it exposes the entire business as a fraud worthy of being taken behind the barn

 

[MadLucas]

Meanwhile, while all this is going to hell...

America announces first surplus of diggity since 1996

America has announced that is has created its first surplus of diggity since it completely ran out in 1996. The American people are celebrating today...

www.dailysquat.com

 

[Melt Face Molly Drop]

How long before the VMP guys go on Shark Tank?

Very Meaty Pizza is still in need of funding. And pizza.

 

[NewsFedora]

The link to this page should’ve been included in an auto response to any support ticket. It could’ve also been included in the mailer blast they have sent us all in the last 24 hours.
This isn’t hard, yet they are really really bad at this part of the biz....

When I emailed them a week ago and got an auto-response saying to expect longer-than-usual response times, it did include a link to the migration faq.

 

[Delta Don]

When I emailed them a week ago and got an auto-response saying to expect longer-than-usual response times, it did include a link to the migration faq.

Mistake on their end. But upfront with ppl when there is an obvious issue.

 

[kburleypdx]

I’m up to the 10th auto VMP response email.

Maybe they'll ask you to return nine of those emails, as they were meant for other members. For every auto email you return you'll get a ticket for a Very Meaty Pizza raffle?

 

[folsom_lives]

Maybe they'll ask you to return nine of those emails, as they were meant for other members. For every auto email you return you'll get a ticket for a Very Meaty Pizza raffle?

Do you think they’ll care if mine were opened?

 

[KenKaniff]

Can you imagine buying someone a one year membership as a Christmas gift?

I can't imagine hating someone that much that you put them into a relationship with that company for a year.