Mather
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Come unto me mine child... for I too know the pain of constant and unrelenting warps. This is a safe place, a friendly place where pilgrims such as yourself, seeking refuge from the deluge of badly pressed vinyl are able to come together in support and solidarity so that we might hold each other up, and provide a helping hand in this trying time. THERE WAS A TIME, LONG AGO BEFORE THE WARPS my friends! A time when vinyl records were actually FLAT and ROUND which I know is very difficult to believe because sweet flaming Jesus on a pogo stick we are PRETTY DAMN FAR AWAY FROM THAT NOW, BY GOD'S!I know a lot of people have warping issues from VMP. What percentage of records are received damaged from them? I’ve ordered a number of records this month from VMP, Magnolia, Third Man, Amazon, and my local record store. My 6 records from Magnolia were all warped, my Coldplay and Patsy Cline were warped from TMR, my Aretha is warped from VMP, and 4 records were warped from Amazon. Am I just this unlucky, or is this a major problem everyone has?
I MEAN WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK DOES A GUY HAVE TO DO TO GET A FLAT PROPERLY PRESSED F*CKING RECORD THESE DAYS? BECAUSE WHATEVER IT IS I'LL DO IT! JUST ASK I'LL DAMN WELL DO I-
i'm sorry I kinda blacked out there for a second... what month is it?
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