This delay is because the warehouse lost the records.
And this delay is because the pressing was bad and we have very good quality standards.
And this isn’t really a delay: we were just being too optimistic the first time we estimated shipping.
And this delay is because a mouse chewed through the brakes of the delivery truck.
And this delay is because the artist summoned a demon that has cursed the pressing plant.
And this delay is because we accidentally pressed triangles instead of circles.
And this delay is because we didn’t realize there was a weekend EVERY seven days. Calendars, man.
And this delay is because we just thought of the idea to sell this record yesterday.
And this delay is because