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[Nee Lewman]

It’ll make your thumbs hi def!

 

[Lek]

Hey, the units on their page are in Hong Kong dollars. So it’s 300 HK to USD which is $38 USD

Hmmm...thought i did the exchange...but i will go back and double check.

 

[Jonathan Y]

It’ll make your thumbs hi def!

What if said thumbs have a warp

 

[Krampus' #1 Diaper Baby]

What if said thumbs have a warp

Generally, we call those knuckles but I like your thought process.

 

[yukbon]

What if said thumbs have a warp

Oh those go to Mather too

 

[HD_Dude]

I didn't want to do this - but I fear I must.

Having a big BLT, loaded with mayo, and a big bag of chips.....and I sneak into your turntable room.....and without washing my hands, remove the dustcover, flip the record and even 'test' the stylus with greasy, dripping fingers.

Oh - the HORROR!

 

[Krampus' #1 Diaper Baby]

I didn't want to do this - but I fear I must.

Having a big BLT, loaded with mayo, and a big bag of chips.....and I sneak into your turntable room.....remove the dustcover, flip the record and even 'test' the stylus with greasy, dripping fingers.

Oh - the HORROR!

"Greasy, dripping fingers"?!!! Yup...guy's teeing up to have his tendies eaten. Eventually gonna be a cross-post in the Nom nom nom thread.

 

[Mather]

I'm not sure who this is directed towards but in my case the hallway of swinging axes followed directly by the ball pit full of tigers that leads into the mirrors and landmines room will probably make it difficult but hell I mean it's your sandwich...

 

[Krampus' #1 Diaper Baby]

I'm not sure who this is directed towards but in my case the hallway of swinging axes followed directly by the ball pit full of tigers that leads into the mirrors and landmines room will probably make it difficult but hell I mean it's your sandwich...

I really like how you've balanced the menace of tigers with the playfulness of balls.

 

[Mather]

I really like how you've balanced the menace of tigers with the playfulness of balls.

I mean I'm not a monster

 

[HD_Dude]

I'm not sure who this is directed towards but in my case the hallway of swinging axes followed directly by the ball pit full of tigers that leads into the mirrors and landmines room will probably make it difficult but hell I mean it's your sandwich...

 

[Nee Lewman]

I'm not sure who this is directed towards but in my case the hallway of swinging axes followed directly by the ball pit full of tigers that leads into the mirrors and landmines room will probably make it difficult but hell I mean it's your sandwich...

Real men swing their own axes.

 

[Mather]

Real men swing their own axes.

I dare you to come here and say that to my tigers.

 

[Nee Lewman]

I dare you to come here and say that to my tigers.

Yeah, you know I actually have an axe. Are you sure?

For the record, multiple axes.

 

[TenderLovingKiller®]

Yeah, you know I actually have an axe. Are you sure?

Me too!

 

[Nee Lewman]

Me too!
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The house axe is more like the ar-15 of axes.

 

[Mather]

Yeah, you know I actually have an axe. Are you sure?

For the record, multiple axes.

All tiger visitors must wear the meat helmet... for safety.

 

[jamieanderson1968]

Axes are for weekends, chainsaws are for working

 

[TenderLovingKiller®]

The house axe is more like the ar-15 of axes.
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Mine was by grandpa's. The axe head is from Sweden dates back to the 1950s. My cousins husband refurbished it for me. It’s now hanging above the door in my record room.

 

[HD_Dude]

Axes are for weekends, chainsaws are for working
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Whew! For a moment I thought he might have a Stihl....THAT would be trouble!