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[Melt Face Molly Drop]

I didn't want to do this - but I fear I must.

Having a big BLT, loaded with mayo, and a big bag of chips.....and I sneak into your turntable room.....and without washing my hands, remove the dustcover, flip the record and even 'test' the stylus with greasy, dripping fingers.

Oh - the HORROR!

This could probably make @EvanBenner ’s 2 sentence horror book tbh

 

[Nee Lewman]

Axes are for weekends, chainsaws are for working
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Chainsaw is impractical as a defensive weapon. Hey give me a second, I have to prime this and start it. Okay now I’m ready. Axe is ready to go.

Plus carbon footprint man. Think about the environment.

 

[Nee Lewman]

Mine was by grandpa's. The axe head is from Sweden dates back to the 1950s. My cousins husband refurbished it for me. It’s now hanging above the door in my record room.

I like musket defense of it’s a musket. Good work!

 

[EvanBenner]

This could probably make @EvanBenner ’s 2 sentence horror book tbh

This is so much more terrifying than my story in the collection. Absolutely horrifying!

(Still two free unclaimed ebook copies for free in the Creative Writing thread! 69 short stories form 68 excellent creep-mongers (+ me!)).

 

[jamieanderson1968]

Chainsaw is impractical as a defensive weapon. Hey give me a second, I have to prime this and start it. Okay now I’m ready. Axe is ready to go.

Plus carbon footprint man. Think about the environment.

I have 2. One for serious work and the other is runs on a battery pack for quick jobs. That reminds me, @Mather still has that one.

 

[Mather]

I have 2. One for serious work and the other is runs on a battery pack for quick jobs. That reminds me, @Mather still has that one.

why you gotta be like that

 

[jamieanderson1968]

why you gotta be like that

What do you mean? You specifically asked if the saw could cut through a tree as thick as a femur

 

[Mather]

What do you mean? You specifically asked if the saw could cut through a tree as thick as a femur

REPORT

 

[yukbon]

"do you think this is loud enough to drown out like, any screaming uhm 'trees'?"

"oh you got that new RSD release?"

".....yes. That is what I meant."

 

[Mather]

-long drawn out sigh-

 

[HD_Dude]

I thought this was the best group ever when we discussed the Darlington Labs' phono stages. But now that I see the totally deranged senses of humor, replies out of 'One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest,' and the overall Bill Murray attitude, now I know for sure.

Best group of all time!

 

[TenderLovingKiller®]

I thought this was the best group ever when we discussed the Darlington Labs' phono stages. But now that I see the totally deranged senses of humor, replies out of 'One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest,' and the overall Bill Murray attitude, now I know for sure.

Best group of all time!

This is primarily a record collecting forum for Lumberjacks, Canadians and/or Glue Sniffers.

 

[jamieanderson1968]

This a primarily a record collecting forum for Lumberjacks, Canadians and/or Glue Sniffers.

You just described half of Canada’s workforce for the 1970s

 

[Mather]

You just described half of Canada’s workforce for the 1970s

Or the current town of Lindsay, Ontario.

 

[HD_Dude]

This is primarily a record collecting forum for Lumberjacks, Canadians and/or Glue Sniffers.

 

[Nee Lewman]

How is there not a flannel emoji?

 

[Gavaxeman]

'afternoon all....found this place whilst looking into possibly purchasing an ultrasonic cleaner. Relatively helpful info here and of course, with so much here, did some looking around and well - some very nice reading elsewhere so figured i would register and just say hello as i continue to do so. First vinyl records were gifted to me as a kid - Santana: Abraxas & Beatles : Hard Days Night - still have them both. First bought?...past 45's - probably ELP: BSS (still have)...a guess, as really could have been a half dozen others. Packed it all up in the early 90's (equipment failing, needed space and so on)...rebuilt system for house about 6 years ago. Over 50+ years many albums lost, sold, thrown out - some kept, and some regrets - now, just having fun.

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