Going to Rage and RTJ tonight where I will likely be stone cold sober and stand fairly still in front of my seat a zillion miles from the stage while wearing a mask and ear plugs and politely nodding my head. Feeling more in a "Mild Consternation Against the Machine" kinda mood today.
Alright forum lawyers, this is your moment, Mofi is digital, everything is a lie. If one of you doesn't start a class action lawsuit then I don't even know why you lawyer.
Mrs. Mather gave me a Father's Day gift of a boxy $3.00 T-shirt that has the text "DOGGY DADDY AF" on the front of it. 20 seconds after I left the house a nice elderly lady neighbor asked me what AF stands for.
Shirt has officially been retired.
Canadian Open Golf tourney is happening like 300 meters from my house, Goodyear blimp currently over my house and I can hear the roars of the crowd from my backyard. Actually pretty cool.
Hey so, those EL-P anniversary reissues of Fantastic Damage and Cancer4Cure that I didn't know were happening and are now very sold out. Were they only released through Fat Possum?
Okay wait, some rando showed up here yesterday shilling radioactive Polonium 210 vinyl brushes AND NOBODY IMMEDIATELY INFORMED ME WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK PEOPLE
The dream is over, work is no longer paying for my Ubers to and from work. Currently sitting on the 2 am Blue Night Vomit Comet for the first time in 2+ years and friends let me tell you, ITS NOT GOTTEN ANY BETTER THAT'S FOR DAMN SURE
omg you guys i rearranged some stuff and i went from no space to 1.5 kallax cubes of space and now i'm feeling a feeling I haven't felt in forever....... j....joy?
Oh no this is bad, this is real bad, I'll alert the appropriate authorities. Alcohol Tabacco and Wildlife will know what to do.