DRY JANUARY
DAY 1: I got this, gunna be so healthy and shit. Hell, maybe I'll do dry February too!
DAY 7: These are dark days...
DAY 14: Heya Lloyd, I just happen to have two 20s and two 10s right here in my wallet. I was afraid they were going to be there until next April. So here's what: you slip me a bottle of bourbon, a little glass and some ice. You can do that, can't you? You're not too busy, are you?
I am now afraid of vomiting in February after that first round.