N&G Secret Santa

Dear Secret Santa,
Just fyi, I am updating my discogs today; adding about 12 titles I've had sitting around ready for a Spinclean sesh.
Just waiting for my boss to say 'fine, you're clearly doing nothing here, go home'
 
So,
My Santa was super fast and with an eclectic taste.
Got Mr. Lif -Dont look down & El Vy - return to the moon.
I really like the latter, but somehow never bought it. Mr. Lif looks like the kind of hip hop i like, but i know nothing about him.
So thanks, Santa. Well Done
 
I have 3 new records for my Santee. Got a forth which might not be the best condition. Don’t know if I should throw it in or if my Santee will think ‘Look what this asshole sent me. That’s Christmas ruined.’

Resulting in them turning into an Ebenezer Scrooge style anti-holiday grouch who hates the season in which case I will have to appear to them as a chain covered ghost linked to 12” records, boxsets and Internet forums, warning them about adding a second hand record as an add on to 3 new albums.

If I’m weighing up these dilemmas god help whoever got allocated me.
 
Murfocakes said:
I have 3 new records for my Santee. Got a forth which might not be the best condition. Don’t know if I should throw it in or if my Santee will think ‘Look what this asshole sent me. That’s Christmas ruined.’

Resulting in them turning into an Ebenezer Scrooge style anti-holiday grouch who hates the season in which case I will have to appear to them as a chain covered ghost linked to 12” records, boxsets and Internet forums, warning them about adding a second hand record as an add on to 3 new albums.

If I’m weighing up these dilemmas god help whoever got allocated me.
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It’ll be grand, the only way you could ruin Christmas is by not including Christmas in the Heart.
 
Joe Mac said:
It’ll be grand, the only way you could ruin Christmas is by not including Christmas in the Heart.
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If you don’t get a copy this Christmas it will hurt you Joe. It will hurt you bad.

Even worse than VMP hurt you. They hurt you bad.
 
So my santee has a couple records on their way to him/her. I went through his/her discogs and picked an album I am familiar with, and one that I wasnt. Hopefully they like them. I did end up using evil amazon but as a plus I used the 'gift' option to write a note letting them know its from their N&G Secret Santa (I didnt say it was me)!
 
Joe doesn’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing he needs
He doesn’t care about catching up with me
Collecting Bob’s discography
He just wants one album to own
More than you can ever know
Make Joe’s wish come true
All Joe wants for Christmas is CHRISTMAS IN THE HEART BY BOB DYLAN
 
And there won’t be Dylan seasonal records in Dublin this Christmastime
The greatest gift Joe will get this year is a MOFI
Of Blood On The Tracks you know
He mustn’t be short of dough
Does Joe know it’s Christmastime at all?
 
If Joe doesn’t get a copy of Christmas In The Heart I’d give him mine. But my family would never forgive me. It would ruin Christmas. Joe’s Santa is that what you want? To ruin Christmas in my house? That’s why I won’t give Joe my copy. Is that what you want? To ruin Christmas in Joe’s house? Unless you only have one copy of Christmas In The Heart, which belongs to you, in which case hold tight, otherwise you will disappoint all relatives, siblings and acquaintances by having a non-Christmassy household. Is that what you want? To destroy Christmas in your own house by gifting the only copy of Christmas In The Heart you have to someone on the Internet? You should be ashamed of yourself.


It’s a vicious circle - gifting Christmas InThe Heart.
 
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