NHL Thread Because There Isn't An NHL Thread

Montreal is winning and Arizona is losing.

THIS IS NOT GOOD.

EDIT: ok, the Rangers got a shortie. Tie game. There is hope we can still clinch this.

MORE EDIT: And Petry just scored with 30 seconds left. Dammit. How can a team that loses 9 in a row not finish last?
 
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After posting that above, I got thinking of those crazy plot twists we've had this year. It's a serious soap opera when you put it together. Right after the SCF ended, we had:

-News of the massive, potentially career ending injury to Weber (it wasn't potentially, it is definitely career-ending)
-News of Price having a knee injury needing surgery
-Price not being protected for the expansion draft
-Bergevin drafts Mailloux and makes all of the Habs community embarrassed
-Bergevin decides to let Danault walk
-Bergevin signs Hoffman and Savard to replace Danault and Weber
-The Kotkaniemi hostile takeover with all the drama that went with it (as painful as it was, it was the right decision to let him walk I think)
-The trade for Dvorak (turned out a lot more meh than expected)
-Price going on the player's assistance program
-Ducharme not being able to do anything with the players he has. The team looks completely lost.
-Petry stirs up shit by making comments about Ducharme.
-The injuries piling up. Edmonson taking a lot longer than expected (only came back in March).
-Drouin coming back from his personal break in 2021 only to always be injured.
-Price revealing he was on the program for substance abuse.
-Injury continuing to hit (Dvorak, Drouin, Gallagher, Toffoli, Petry all miss extended periods too) as a massive COVID outbreak hit the team.
-Habs play a game in Florida with only 18 players, including 10 call-ups. They just have nobody else left available.
-Habs beat the NHL record for most lost Player-games due to injury in a season.
-People say Caufield is a bust and should be sent to the AHL for a long time.
-Bergevin is fired.
-Gorton is hired. Then Hughes.
-Ducharme is fired.
-MSL is hired.
-Toffoli is traded.
-Petry wants to be traded.
-Chariot is traded. Great return.
-Then Kulak and Lekhonen too. Great returns.
-Caufield actually looks like a great player now: Under DD: 1 goal, 7 assists - under MSL 19 goals, 13 assists.
-Price comes back but still looks rough, talk about his knee issue continues.
-Habs finish last. There is much rejoicing.
 
After posting that above, I got thinking of those crazy plot twists we've had this year. It's a serious soap opera when you put it together. Right after the SCF ended, we had:

-News of the massive, potentially career ending injury to Weber (it wasn't potentially, it is definitely career-ending)
-News of Price having a knee injury needing surgery
-Price not being protected for the expansion draft
-Bergevin drafts Mailloux and makes all of the Habs community embarrassed
-Bergevin decides to let Danault walk
-Bergevin signs Hoffman and Savard to replace Danault and Weber
-The Kotkaniemi hostile takeover with all the drama that went with it (as painful as it was, it was the right decision to let him walk I think)
-The trade for Dvorak (turned out a lot more meh than expected)
-Price going on the player's assistance program
-Ducharme not being able to do anything with the players he has. The team looks completely lost.
-Petry stirs up shit by making comments about Ducharme.
-The injuries piling up. Edmonson taking a lot longer than expected (only came back in March).
-Drouin coming back from his personal break in 2021 only to always be injured.
-Price revealing he was on the program for substance abuse.
-Injury continuing to hit (Dvorak, Drouin, Gallagher, Toffoli, Petry all miss extended periods too) as a massive COVID outbreak hit the team.
-Habs play a game in Florida with only 18 players, including 10 call-ups. They just have nobody else left available.
-Habs beat the NHL record for most lost Player-games due to injury in a season.
-People say Caufield is a bust and should be sent to the AHL for a long time.
-Bergevin is fired.
-Gorton is hired. Then Hughes.
-Ducharme is fired.
-MSL is hired.
-Toffoli is traded.
-Petry wants to be traded.
-Chariot is traded. Great return.
-Then Kulak and Lekhonen too. Great returns.
-Caufield actually looks like a great player now: Under DD: 1 goal, 7 assists - under MSL 19 goals, 13 assists.
-Price comes back but still looks rough, talk about his knee issue continues.
-Habs finish last. There is much rejoicing.

-Batman makes sure VGK gets #1 pick in upcoming draft.
 
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