It’s gotta be a clue. Fiver. Johnny Cash was born in Arkansas, but Fievel sounds like fiver and Fievel went west. Kansas is the root word of ArKansas, which is west. JCF landed in Dodge City, KS, only to then get the hell out of there. He then went to Quebec to better understand Leonard Cohen. He discovered poutine and suffered a massive heart attack. He was then airlifted to Boston for a life saving heart transplant. It was there he met Dr. Dre, who said “I can’t operate on this man, he’s my son!”
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