This is what I'll say about this Eagles album.
Listening to it from beginning to end for the purposes of this exercise wasn't the worst thing in the world. There's even some songs here that aren't completely dead on arrival (mostly in the first half because this record is extremely front loaded). I've been down on the title track in the past due to overplay though in the context of the album it's by far the strongest song here. New Kid in Town is also perfectly acceptable AOR soft rock.
Here's the thing, though. I will never, ever listen to this again on my own time.
I mentioned the album was front loaded but that's implying the singles themselves are great, which they really aren't. The entire thing lacks energy and feels like it's on autopilot. I don't hear any ambition here and the band never extend themselves beyond doing the bare minimum of making ho-hum background music that can be played on classic rock stations without ruffling any feathers. Even by the end of side one, it starts to feel like a slog, and most of the remaining runtime went in one ear and right out the other. I don't feel like I'm going to retain much of this at all and that's about the worst feeling a piece of music can leave you with in my estimation.
So it sounds like this has the makings of a 1-star album but I'm not so sure. As much as I didn't care for it, it's music designed to be as inoffensive and middle of the road as possible so it's not like it evokes many strong negative emotions in me. For me to give an album 1 star it has to be actively painful to get through and this didn't really make me feel that. This is much more like staring at beige drywall for 43 minutes; yeah, it's boring but did you really expect it to be anything else?
I'm feeling a 2 overall.