Vinyl Me Please Country

[avecigrec]

What the fuck is a Jake Owen?

The majority of results when I Googled yacht country music?

Fucked if I know beyond that

 

[duke86fan]

here is storfs definition of "yacht country"

"I'd define yacht country as country music that sounds like it could have been played by the same session men that were on Steely Dan records. Airtight production, grooves, sax solos. It's the horniest country music to ever exist, while most of the songs are soft as downy"


this says nothing.. so its just horny and cheesy country?

 

[Nee Lewman]

I think the proper question is: Who the fuck is Jake Owen?

For all I know it’s the name of a yacht they play country music on.

 

[avecigrec]

"I'd define yacht country as country music that sounds like it could have been played by the same session men that were on Steely Dan records. Airtight production, grooves, sax solos. It's the horniest country music to ever exist, while most of the songs are soft as downy"

 

[Nee Lewman]

I know @Indymisanthrope and @Tyr have met him, but are we sure he’s not AI?

 

[duke86fan]

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wait until its announced and its like the most obvious thing ever and storf just did a name that was dumb


this could become the next "more political than you remember"

 

[Nee Lewman]

It’s probably the fucking Doobie Brothers

 

[duke86fan]

It’s probably the fucking Doobie Brothers

but its only one person

 

[Nee Lewman]

but its only one person

It’s the fucking Doobie Brother.

 

[Nee Lewman]

Michael MacDonald solo album!

 

[Twentytwo]

Craig Morgan confirmed.

 

[D Jilla]

Do we know what year range for the “yacht country”? I’m guessing it’s Ronnie Milsap, probably the There’s No Getting Over Me album.

Ronnie had that 80s smooth sax sound

 

[Twentytwo]

Do we know what year range for the “yacht country”? I’m guessing it’s Ronnie Milsap, probably the There’s No Getting Over Me album.

Ronnie had that 80s smooth sax sound

This is probably it to be honest. Easily available but Milsap is really good. I saw him with George Strait and T Swift back in the day and he was by far my favorite.

 

[Indymisanthrope]

I know @Indymisanthrope and @Tyr have met him, but are we sure he’s not AI?

You’re Storf, and I’ve met Storf, so maybe this is you becoming self-aware that you’re an AI and I’m the footnote in history books yet to be written who was the first to recognize the singularity as it’s happening.

 

[Indymisanthrope]

What fucking thread have you pulled me into now, Newman?!

 

[Twentytwo]

Ronnie has a ton of great songs but this one is my absolute favorite.

 

[D Jilla]

This is probably it to be honest. Easily available but Milsap is really good. I saw him with George Strait and T Swift back in the day and he was by far my favorite.

Yeah Milsap is probably someone they had on their list from the start. The “yacht country” thing is just Storf being Storf, but his long-form description definitely sounds like Milsap.

 

[duke86fan]

You’re Storf, and I’ve met Storf, so maybe this is you becoming self-aware that you’re an AI and I’m the footnote in history books yet to be written who was the first to recognize the singularity as it’s happening.

what if we are all robots

i'd probably like being a robot

 

[duke86fan]

also the guess for the bluegrass trio seems to be nickel creek, I mean they're touring with kacey Musgraves and they are a bluegrass trio...

unless they wanna promote the grateful dead box again with this

 

[Hemotep]

also the guess for the bluegrass trio seems to be nickel creek, I mean they're touring with kacey Musgraves and they are a bluegrass trio...

unless they wanna promote the grateful dead box again with this

This would be the best thing they could ever put out.