I can’t help thinking it’s really just performance art with a pinch of cultism hid under a big heaping scoop of schmaltz and I’m just not capable of swallowing it all. Somehow I always feel like I’m being old snake oil with every sad bastard/every man lyric or convenient bar band/St.Elmos fire sax laden crescendo. It doesn’t hit me as joyful or romantically melancholy, just carefully crafted to disguise how calculating his whole shtick really is.
But then again, I’ll defend Sting’s The Soul Cages. So what the fuck do I know anyway?
Edit: BTW I live in New Jersey and everyone I know would answer that question “Not Much”. I know I’m out here alone on this island.